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Old 11-07-2002, 01:56 PM   #91
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Old 11-07-2002, 02:50 PM   #92
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Well, I apologize (for the joke) to those that were offended - I received it in a group (mixed company) e-mail sent by an older woman that shares many random items. I'm not sure if it was offensive because it was not "PC", or because it was juvenile humor, but I've deleted it in any case.

Again, please accept my apologies.

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Old 11-07-2002, 03:04 PM   #93
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I dont think it offended anybody laurie,I think it just shocked a few cause it came from you

Cmon people get a sense of humor would ya.Either that or we'll just have John post the Ukelele and bird picture in a continuous Loop
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Old 11-07-2002, 03:40 PM   #94
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Laurie,

No apologies necessary. I found it distinctfully flavourful (to quote and old Folger's coffee commercial). No worries here, we're mostly old tile guy's/remodelers with a hint of distinction thrown in by your ilk. May be the only hint of distinction we ever get. If anyone has their toes stepped on around here 'cause of somethin' someone else says, well... I say they need to spend more time on JLC.com or doityourself.com.

I don't mind my toes being stamped once in a while (this wasn't one), but posts like yours ain't gonna do it. It was innocent and hilarious, we need more. It's comin' on christmas, some of us have SADS, jokes help.

I could begin my equinox diatribe 'bout now... if anybody's here that hasn't had to listen to it for the past few years, you might subscribe to your other readers listenings, for I hear glistenings in the snow, etc etc etc...

Laurie, do you have a favourite reindeer song? Aside from Roudolph, that is...(sp )

jokes are jokes, you can generally tell where a joke is headed from line 2. If ya don't like the joke, don't continue reading. Yours was not only tastful, but able to be re-told in mixed company. Better than a few of these mud-guys can come up with for the same recipe.

from Sonnie, the thin skinned thin-set guy,
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Old 11-07-2002, 04:16 PM   #95
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Laurie, I doubt any one was offended by the joke, I know I wasn't. We were just teasing.
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Old 11-07-2002, 06:37 PM   #96
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Laurie, Now that you've deleted the thing I can't review it, but I was kidding you because is was corny, not because I thought it was offensive. I can't see what the problem would be. Flatfloor has said all sorts of offensive things on here and no one has gotten offended.
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Old 11-07-2002, 07:45 PM   #97
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Yeah you big %$#@*!
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Old 11-07-2002, 08:27 PM   #98
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Guess I need to be the one to distract John before he posts the parrot pic again...

Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."

The old man said "There ain't no way you can guess it".

One of the ornery grandmas said: "Sure we can! Drop your pants!" He did. The old grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing!! How did you guess that?"


The ornery old grandmas, laughed and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday..."
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Niki is still laughin Cami
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:21 PM   #100
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:42 PM   #101
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A new male member of the country club inadvertently used the showers in the empty ladies locker room. As he was about to exit he heard 3 female voices and frantically looked for a towel...nothing. Looking about the only thing he saw was a very small facecloth. Figuring it would be useless he just threw it over his face and strode past the ladies.

After he was gone one woman giggled , well he isn't my husband, the second said he's not mine either. The third said well...he's not even a member of the club!
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Old 11-08-2002, 07:35 AM   #102
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Parrot? Somebody say parrot?

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Old 11-08-2002, 09:39 AM   #103
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Mikey, look! See that? Remember it the next time we're in Houston for John's fall party.
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Old 11-08-2002, 10:32 AM   #104
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Laurie,

I remember thinking your joke was very funny. But now that you've deleted it, I can't remember it!

It had kind of a woman's point of view, didn't it? Maybe that was why I liked it. (If it didn't, just nevermind me )

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