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Old 11-02-2002, 07:47 AM   #76
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Can you toast a bagel in one of them?
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Old 11-03-2002, 10:25 PM   #77
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Old 11-03-2002, 11:13 PM   #78
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Old 11-04-2002, 11:19 AM   #79
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I've been threatening to go to a salon here in the winter. JJ still goes on occasion, tho' she did damage to her skin as a Hawaiian Tropic model. Now when she goes, she has three layers of towelling (not trowelling) over her face. So, I'm now curious (and this IS off topic),,, you mentioned benefits???
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Old 11-04-2002, 06:11 PM   #80
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I lost my employees handbook, maybe we can get John to post them in the Liberry. The only thing I remember is I can't harass Laurie and Cami.
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Old 11-04-2002, 06:38 PM   #81
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Heheheh, he didn't find that in no steenkin' handbook, ol' flatfloor jist don't wanna git his ass whupped by no girls.
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Old 11-06-2002, 10:13 AM   #83
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Yes, well.......moving right along.
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Old 11-06-2002, 02:14 PM   #84
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Well, I like it Laurie!!

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Old 11-06-2002, 04:24 PM   #85
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...g...r...o...a...n...

Laurie, Laurie, Laurie...
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Okay, if Laurie can tell that one, I can tell one of my oldies about the . . . . about . . . .

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That was a nutty joke.................

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Geez, it only gets worse!
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Old 11-06-2002, 10:01 PM   #89
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, screamed at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. Now feeling quite guilty, she drove straight to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

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