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Unread 05-18-2017, 10:35 PM   #166
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Oh, just thought of another.

Joan Jett:

I love grout'n stone,
So spread some more grout from the bucket baby...
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Unread 05-19-2017, 03:51 AM   #167
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Tonto is the new Al ...
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Unread 09-07-2018, 11:47 PM   #168
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Aerosmith

Grout-in' an el-e-va-tor,
Grout-in' the wall when I'm go-in' down,
Grout-in' an el-e-va-tor,
Grout-in' it all till I hit the ground

Gonna be a penthouse grouter,
Gonna be a millionaire,
Gonna be a real fast grouter,
And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timing right,
It's a test that I got to rock,
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey,
Clean your Spect-ra-LOCK

Grout-in' an el-e-va-tor,
Grout-in' the wall when I'm go-in' down
Grout-in' an el-e-va-tor,
Grout-in' it all till I hit the ground


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Unread 09-08-2018, 07:42 AM   #169
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Alan Jackson's "Livin on Love" starts out like this. I guess you could sing it while grouting.


Two young people without a thing
Say some vows and spread their wings
Settle down with just what they need
Livin' on love

She don't care 'bout what's in style
She just likes the way he smiles
It takes more than marble and tile
Livin' on love
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Unread 11-30-2019, 11:26 PM   #170
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A little Bohemian Rhapsody...

Mama, just started a job
Put a float against my hands
Squeezed my fingers, now I dread
Mama, job has just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown my time away
Mama, ooh
Didn’t mean to let it dry
If I’m not all done this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if grouting really mattered

Too late, my grout has dried
Sends grout haze on planks of pine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I clean too slow
Gotta leave you all behind and waste my youth
Mama, ooh
I don’t wanna cry
I sometimes wish I wasn’t forlorn at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the wipe-and-go?
Severe haze in the lighting, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico
But I'm just a slow boy, nobody grouts with me
He’s just a slow boy slower than a manitee
Spare him his life from his monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
G.C says, No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) G.C says, We will not let you go
(Let him go!) G.C. says, We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go
The owner Bob has epoxy put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Garth and Wayne head bobbing time]

So you think you can lone me and quit on my guy?
So you think you can shove me and leave me to cry?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

[Outro]
Grouting really matters, anyone can see
Grouting really matters
Grouting really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
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Unread 03-30-2020, 09:58 PM   #171
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Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Laz and a-wall, that’s our team
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to grout, well, he’s a fiend
He likes his grout’in for the room of steam
Well, he’s gotta keep it going keep it going full steam
But it’s no-can-do with social distancing
And there ain’t no work ‘cause of Covid-19

Intergalactic, planetary
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
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Great, now I’m going to have that tune stuck in my head today!
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Unread 03-31-2020, 07:36 PM   #173
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Just want to reiterate my stance that this is the worst thread ever in the history of the forum. That is all.
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Unread 04-02-2020, 12:58 PM   #175
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Would be very high on my list as well, Jim, but it obviously has its allure for some folks, eh?
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Unread 04-02-2020, 10:30 PM   #176
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That's the beauty of free speech, eh? One is free to stop by the local disco club and announce to the crowd that, "Disco Sucks!", then leave. Only to visit again on another Friday night with the same message.




But if a comment appears to be a back-handed or stealth insult under a thin veil of comedy, well then that crosses over into mean-spirited behavior and nobody needs that.




The latest post I made was for Laz to cheer him up a bit. Like many, the guy has about no work and isn't making money. I thought I'd do something to put a little smile on his face. But sometimes humor isn't understood and is met with challenging responses. Oh, well. This thread is about laughing at ridiculousness.
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