all us senior DIY'rs a-gittin up in years and.... havig trouble a-gittin it up and a-gittin it on
1. Put on your glasses and double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set a timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off.
3. Set the mood with lighting, turn em ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you don't remember it.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't fall in bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want, the neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, phone everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.