Weather

[Hobbit]

Well, weather man brought snow and ice to the Carolinas today.....Woke up to a coat of snow on everything followed by a little icing right now. Public schools are all closed...the college is closing in a few minutes, so I guess I'll go home and see what the wife is doing..????

[sdaniels7114]

Short day for me. I just got back. Some HVAC guy zigged when he should have zagged so while he's ok, his truck aint. He was supposed to use that truck to get the heat going at today's job. Amazing how this accident happened first thing yesterday morning, but I find out today

The only thing more ornery than carpet being forcibly installed when the room is 4 degrees, is the installer who's trying to force it in.

[flatfloor]

#@$*^%!! Canadians! going down to 2 F tonight. Bri sent a cold front down to us.

Mikey didn't chase any squirrels today, very happy indoors.

[Bri]

Actually, it's one of those damn Colorado lows....now who here can we blame for this mess...Hmmmm?


..and isn't it supposed to be spelled Colourado?

[flatfloor]

[John Bridge]

Too bad the Cold War ended. We used to be able to blame the Russians for all the foul weather. It's just not as much fun blaming the Canadians.

[David Taylor]

It's not as fun, but you do it anyways, John

You can blame it on this (half-) Canadian. I thought of heading to Houston and Atlanta soon, so the weather pre-empted my trip. Let's hope it doesn't know I'm going to Orlando in March.

[John Bridge]

You can't mess with Orlando. It's out of range, unless you bring rain.

[David Taylor]

I remember going down to Orlando one April for the show. It must have been about eight or nine years ago.

I know it was April. On my birthday - they had a tornado.

[Dave Gobis]

I just drove from WI to SC, snow and ice the WHOLE way. Think I will go back to flying.

[flatfloor]

-34 f in Lake Saranac NY

[tileguytodd]

In minnesota John we have been blaming the canadians for weather since becoming a state.Nobodies complained .
When everyone else blamed the russians we were still blaming the canadians.we just werent sure wether it was a conspiracy or not

[Bri]

TEMPERATURE - Americans/Canadians

50°F New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Canadians plant gardens.

40°F Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians sunbathe.

35°F Italian cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down.

32°F Distilled water freezes.

Canadian water gets thicker.

20°F Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats

Canadians throw on a t-shirt.

15°F Californians begin to evacuate the state.

Canadians go swimming.

0°F New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

-10°F People in Miami cease to exist.

Canadians lick flag poles to see if their tongue will stick.

-20°F Californians fly away to Mexico.

Canadians throw on a light jacket.

-40°F Hollywood disintegrates.

Canadians rent some videos.

-60°F Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides begin selling cookies door to door.

-80°F Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.

Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-100°F Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173°F Ethyl alcohol freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-297°F Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460°F ALL atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500°F Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[tileguytodd]

And to think Bri,More than 3/4's of the canadian population lives south of me

[jjwq8]

And the amazing thing is that Canada is the destination of choice for so many middle eastern emigres.

Oh yeah and its been raining here for 7 days straight. A record