As far as the Opuntia spp goes, they may not have barbs but instead burrow below the epidermis and cause brief (in days) discomfort. Now if you want to discuss barbs, try this... in the bromeliad family (bromeliacae) there exists a genus that exemplifies the horrific tenacity of the more primitive of the genus, Bromelia balanse (spp?) She, whose hooked barbs are fixed opposing along the outer margins of her leaves (kinda like pinching your index finger and thumb together) are used as barrier fences in Central Am. Grows to about 2m high with a spread of over 4m. I grew one out of incosideration of the local Bromeliad society to enter in the show, shame my dog got curious. The plant showed it's full force when the canine tried to back out of the situation. All surfaces latched and clamped together, worse than the worst childhood rememberance of a crawdad on your fingertip. She ( a beagle) was running, screaming, crying for mercy down the Lakelands roads in New Orleans and the B balanse was just giggling along behind her. So much for the enterence into the plant judging, you'd think, but the plant still earned a blue ribbon. Property barriers, INDEED!!!
Now, as far as kids being present on the jobsite, I'll not go into liabilities and constitutional amendments that constrain our rights as citizens of a broad banded carnival of innocents, but I love kids. I sometimes baby-sit while I'm on the job. Once I remember I donned a boy and his sis with their grubbiest of clothes (which I would have worn with pride as a kid) and had each of them with a brush in hand while we decorated their rooms. Mom and Dad came in about 10 (gotta be a song in there somewhere) and found them asleep on the floor with their "scrubs" on. everyone had fun, M&D had the night off, kids got to get dirty without permission, and I had personal input as to the design of things by the people that would be living with it.
Why just not long ago, the guy was 13, he wanted a RED room, but we ended up spraying bronze powder into the tacky urethane.. what happy times to allow the little folks to attend to their own desires.
Liabilities? Hmmmm, think maybe my karma ran over your dogma. And please, my CPA is a former IRS field agent, so let there be no more of that. Darn, I don't know why you tend to bring this character out in me, maybe I'm just too damned tired. But not sick and tired.
Still in all, I remain
truly
Sonnie Layne
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