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Unread 02-15-2002, 03:40 PM   #1
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YOUSE GUYS AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Unread 02-15-2002, 04:25 PM   #2
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Somebitch, Cline, ain't you got nothin' better to do?

Look, that phone number at the bottom of the article is a long distance call for me, so would you call'em and tell'em it ain't mine. That should help narrow the search, eh?

Somebitch, ain't I got nothin' better to do? Yes, yes I have.

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Unread 02-15-2002, 04:37 PM   #3
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Not mine! I checked!


Cami, I KNOW there are some Gifs your dying to place here.
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Unread 02-15-2002, 04:39 PM   #4
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Dang at least your car wash vacuums work, ours barely pick up garbage let alone have enough power to do that!

See it is better to spent the extra quarter then to rush things.
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Unread 02-15-2002, 05:11 PM   #5
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See!!!!

They forgot the "H".

I've lost alot of things in my day, but thank the "Good Lord" that isn't one.. er.. hold on... NOPE, all is well!!

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Unread 02-15-2002, 05:28 PM   #6
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This town also has a drive-thru car wash where the guys go out of their way to clean your car inside and out.

They get tips there too!
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Unread 02-15-2002, 05:31 PM   #7
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Hey CX, as you might well guess this little incident is the talk-of-the-town for now. I just had to share it with everyone.

Anybody know where Loraina Bobbett moved to?
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Unread 02-15-2002, 06:15 PM   #8
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ROTFLMAO!!!!

At least they didn't find a body with a severed penis. Couldn't do an air search then....


If you cut off a phenis, do you call the little bit that's left a chip?
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Unread 02-15-2002, 06:34 PM   #9
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According to LL, in that case, what you cut off would be considered "the chip".

Cami? Your making an assumption with that knife aren't you?
Severance could come in many forms you know?!!!
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Unread 02-15-2002, 06:51 PM   #10
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Well, if you insist...
But I was under the impression that most men didn't really want to think about it.

(John's rethinking that no-delete policy)
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I just can't believe I'm having to relive this. Geez, the Bobbit thing was only a couple years ago. Ouch!



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Unread 02-15-2002, 09:26 PM   #12
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What is happening to this place?

So just for thought. Say if someone cut your baby-maker off and they found it in a car wash..Would YOU come forward and claim it?
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Y'all weird!
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Depends on if I was finished making babies or not.

You know this entire thread is starting to make me queasy, or nervous or something.
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Unread 02-15-2002, 11:56 PM   #15
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Now the local cops don't know if they are looking for an organ donor or an organ player.
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