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Old 10-07-2002, 09:12 AM   #17
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Halloween's approaching

Little boy in a pirate costume and missing some front teeth knocks on a door.

Twick or tweat he yells. The lady of the house answers and thinks he is so cute she calls her husband. Tell the man what you said to me dear says she. Again the little pirate yells.. Twick or tweat!

Amused the DH asks..And where are your Buccaneers Captain?

Captain Kidd replies..under me buccin hat!
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