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Old 10-06-2002, 09:07 AM   #16
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A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the

> >>birds and the bees.

> >>

> >>"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears.

> >>"Please promise me you won't tell me!"

> >>

> >>Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

> >>

> >>"Oh, dad," the boy sobs, "When I was six, I got the

> >>'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the

> >>'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight,

> >>you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

> >>If you're going to tell me now that grownups don't

> >>really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."


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