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Old 03-05-2017, 05:05 PM   #4876
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Once a Marine, Always a Marine...

What can I say? Love this....

A minister was seated on a plane bound from
Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu ...

After the stopover a crusty old Marine
boarded and as fate would have it he was
seated next to the minister.

After the plane was airborne, to
continue on itís journey,
drink orders were taken.

The Flight Attendant asked the Marine if he
wanted a drink? The soldier asked for Rum & Coke,
which was prepared and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the
minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust.....

"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The ole Marine then handed his drink
back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know
we had a choice."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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