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Old 10-30-2002, 01:24 AM   #63
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My appoligies to Bob & Dave!

I found this on my confuser tonight when I was cleaning up my hard drive. A little old but still funny!

The Twenty shortest books in the World

20. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton

19. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson

18. "Human Rights Advances in China"

17. "America's Most Popular Lawyers"

16. "Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors"

15. "Gary Indiana - A Travel Guide"

14. "Different Ways to Spell "Bob""

13. Dr. Kevorkian's "Collection of Motivational Speeches"

12. "Easy UNIX"

11. "Al Gore: The Wild Years"

10. "Everything Men Know About Women"

9. "Everything Women Know About Men"

8. "French Hospitality"

7. "George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names"

6. "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel

5. Mike Tyson's "Guide to Dating Etiquette"

4. "One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes" by the EPA

3. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman

2. "The Amish Phone Directory"

And the number one World's Shortest Book:



1. "The Engineer's Guide to Fashion"


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