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Old 10-25-2002, 07:53 PM   #52
Cami A
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My SIL just used the dreaded FORWARD: All to send me this, but I have to admit I got a laugh out of it.

Ode to My Friend


When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile..I'll know you finally got some.

When you are scared...I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb a**.

When you are sick...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you've got.

When you fall...I will try to keep from laughing.

Always remember: A friend will help you move....A really good friend will help you move a body.
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