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Old 10-10-2002, 04:21 AM   #35
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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying
near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.

"A preacher. Somebody get me a preacher!" the man
gasps.

A policeman checks the crowd and yells, "A PREACHER,
PLEASE!"

Out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at
least 80 years of age.

"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a preacher.
I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm
living behind the church on First Avenue, and every
night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a
lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this
man."

The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man
can get through to where the injured man lay. He
kneels down, leans over the prostrate man, and says in
a solemn voice:

"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72."
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