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Old 10-08-2002, 07:05 PM   #25
stullis
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Subject: The Blonde Painter


This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired
of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
she decides to show
her husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at
work,
she decides that she is going to paint a couple of
rooms in the house. The
next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she
gets down to the
task
at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells
the distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his
wife lying on the
floor in a

pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur
coat at the same
time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies
"yes." He asks what
she
is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde
women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the
house. He then asks
her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She
replies that she was
reading the directions on the paint can they
said.......

(scroll down).....I love this one.









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