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Old 10-07-2002, 04:46 PM   #20
Dog paws
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So there's these three midgits hanging out lamenting their woes, when all of a sudden one of them gets a bright idea.
"Hey guys, how about us going down to the genus book of world records and seeing if we can get some recognition for our small body parts." "Heck, I'll bet I got the smallest hands in the world."
The second guy pipes up "Yeah, and I bet I got the smallest feet."
While the third says "you know what?, I just gotta have the worlds smallest penis."
So off they go to the office of the genus book of world records.
They are in the waiting room when the first is called in. After some time passes the first guy comes out all jubilant. "That's it boys, I'm in the book, I'm famous, I got the smallest hands in the world."
The second is called in. After some time goes by, he comes out and triumphantly declares, "Yahoo, I made it, I have the smallest feet in the land."
Finally it's peewees turn. He goes in to the office but almost immediately comes right back out all dejected and sorry looking. His buddies look up and can see he is all bumed out. They ask, "what happened man, didn't you make it."
"Oh crap" he replies "who the hell is this John Bridge guy."


[Edited by Dog paws on 10-07-2002 at 06:59 PM]
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