View Full Version : I am all that is man
10-27-2009, 05:51 PM
So, I just raked my front yard in 14 minutes. But a minute of that was spent finding a new rake after I broke one with my manliness. I rule. That is all. Seriously, thats all I wanted to share. Now move along to all the other exciting threads concerning the tile trade. Move along, nothing to see here. :D
10-27-2009, 06:17 PM
Dan's been drinking today... And quoting Super Troopers... :suspect:
10-27-2009, 07:32 PM
:DYeah if the truth is told he lives in a condo.
10-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Dan - long island brandies agian? :D
10-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Have you been dipping into that Wisconsin drink again? :suspect:
EDIT: Mr. Trent...we great minds think alike. :lol1:
10-27-2009, 07:48 PM
yes ma'am - you are correct :D
10-27-2009, 08:45 PM
When I grow up; I want to be Dan.
10-27-2009, 08:51 PM
:tongue: on you guys. Im stone cold sober. I just wanted to share my awesome feat of raking with all of you. :D
And Royce, if you work real hard it might just happen. :nod:
Get a leaf blower and blow it in the neighbors yard. If you don't have a neighbor, blow it in the street like the yard guys do.:D
10-27-2009, 10:02 PM
Get a leaf blower and blow it in the neighbors yard.
Or just move up here where it is all pine trees no raking to do. Plenty of time to drink beer and fish. :D :cheers:
10-27-2009, 10:53 PM
10-27-2009, 10:55 PM
What kind of pines do you have that don't shed? We have to rake twice a year at the cabin when our Ponderosas shed. Oh, and they shed big time!
10-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Jack pines and red. No time to rake any needles anyway too busy fishing and drinkin beer. :D
10-27-2009, 11:25 PM
Mike's beard would eat those leaves and the broken rake handle and crap wicker patio furniture.
Tool Guy - Kg
10-27-2009, 11:48 PM
Rock on, Dan! You rule! :nod:
10-28-2009, 05:54 AM
Dan, now that you got some free time and tons of leaf raking experience, come rake my yard. I'll provide the rake.
I'll even drink the beer so you can concentrate on your technique...:D
10-28-2009, 06:10 AM
Real men leave the leafs lay........
an' just drink beer.
10-28-2009, 06:11 AM
Why Bob, how very very kind of you. Always my best interest at heart with all you guys. I feel the love. :D
10-28-2009, 08:39 AM
Naw, Dan, I was just funnin' with you. I don't rake, I drive my riding mower through 'em until they disappear.
I'm also partial to rum'n'cokes. Don't stock beer.
10-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Once more, displaying an unheard of level of manliness, today I had to unload some bags of plaster and was carrying two at a time. Im so manly I should have been a pirate. :lol1:
And this time Im typing with a beer in my hand. :tup2:
Yep, yep, couple of them big ol' twenty-five-pound plaster bags would seem like quite a load for a little slip of a fella like you, Dan. :D
10-29-2009, 05:20 PM
:tongue: to ya, CX.
It were two of these http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=154831-272-PL8550&lpage=none I were carrying.
It said lightweight on the bag, but it still felt like 160 pounds. :rolleyes:
10-29-2009, 08:05 PM
You keep trying to be manly like that and you'll be a pirate with a hernia.
10-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Hey Dan,sorry to break the news to ya,but real manhood is acheived when ya start breakin handles off trowels while spreadin epoxy....;)
10-30-2009, 04:47 AM
LT, you're 'sposed to spread the epoxy before it sets up...
10-30-2009, 06:33 AM
Super manliness would be raking the leaves in your backyard while caring two bags of plaster and drinking a beer in less than 14 minutes all while posting your feat on the JB forum:D
10-30-2009, 08:17 AM
Challenge accepted, Sal. :D
And LT, I once ripped the flat off a flat trowel. I thought it was funny as hell.
10-30-2009, 08:57 AM
Dan, see post #25.
10-30-2009, 01:46 PM
Challenge accepted, Sal.
We will need pictures and a video if possible, Can't just take your word for it on something as important as this:D:stirpot:
10-31-2009, 12:11 AM
Who has time to rake leaves? That's what kids are for. :D
Cutting down trees with a chainsaw and splitting logs with an axe. Now there's a manly chore.
10-31-2009, 07:40 AM
This happened to me yesterday,couldnt help but think of this thread...
11-03-2009, 06:21 AM
Cutting down trees with a chainsaw and splitting logs with an axe.Chuck Norris merely glances at the tree, and it falls down into stove-sized pieces which stack themselves neatly within arm's distance from the fireplace. And, of course, the wood is seasoned and ready to burn.
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