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Tilehelperdan
10-27-2009, 05:51 PM
So, I just raked my front yard in 14 minutes. But a minute of that was spent finding a new rake after I broke one with my manliness. I rule. That is all. Seriously, thats all I wanted to share. Now move along to all the other exciting threads concerning the tile trade. Move along, nothing to see here. :D

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Splinter
10-27-2009, 06:17 PM
Dan's been drinking today... And quoting Super Troopers... :suspect:

Davestone
10-27-2009, 07:32 PM
:DYeah if the truth is told he lives in a condo.

johntrent
10-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Dan - long island brandies agian? :D

Marge
10-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Have you been dipping into that Wisconsin drink again? :suspect:

EDIT: Mr. Trent...we great minds think alike. :lol1:

johntrent
10-27-2009, 07:48 PM
yes ma'am - you are correct :D

scuttlebuttrp
10-27-2009, 08:45 PM
When I grow up; I want to be Dan.

Tilehelperdan
10-27-2009, 08:51 PM
:tongue: on you guys. Im stone cold sober. I just wanted to share my awesome feat of raking with all of you. :D

And Royce, if you work real hard it might just happen. :nod:

Davy
10-27-2009, 09:28 PM
Get a leaf blower and blow it in the neighbors yard. If you don't have a neighbor, blow it in the street like the yard guys do.:D

muskymike
10-27-2009, 10:02 PM
Get a leaf blower and blow it in the neighbors yard.
Or just move up here where it is all pine trees no raking to do. Plenty of time to drink beer and fish. :D :cheers:

Tiletim
10-27-2009, 10:53 PM
MM :tup2:

Marge
10-27-2009, 10:55 PM
What kind of pines do you have that don't shed? We have to rake twice a year at the cabin when our Ponderosas shed. Oh, and they shed big time!

muskymike
10-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Jack pines and red. No time to rake any needles anyway too busy fishing and drinkin beer. :D

Deckert
10-27-2009, 11:25 PM
Dan,

Mike's beard would eat those leaves and the broken rake handle and crap wicker patio furniture.

Tool Guy - Kg
10-27-2009, 11:48 PM
Rock on, Dan! You rule! :nod:

bbcamp
10-28-2009, 05:54 AM
Dan, now that you got some free time and tons of leaf raking experience, come rake my yard. I'll provide the rake.

I'll even drink the beer so you can concentrate on your technique...:D

Dave Taylor
10-28-2009, 06:10 AM
Real men leave the leafs lay........

an' just drink beer.

Tilehelperdan
10-28-2009, 06:11 AM
Why Bob, how very very kind of you. Always my best interest at heart with all you guys. I feel the love. :D

bbcamp
10-28-2009, 08:39 AM
Naw, Dan, I was just funnin' with you. I don't rake, I drive my riding mower through 'em until they disappear.

I'm also partial to rum'n'cokes. Don't stock beer.

Tilehelperdan
10-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Once more, displaying an unheard of level of manliness, today I had to unload some bags of plaster and was carrying two at a time. Im so manly I should have been a pirate. :lol1:

And this time Im typing with a beer in my hand. :tup2:

cx
10-29-2009, 05:13 PM
Yep, yep, couple of them big ol' twenty-five-pound plaster bags would seem like quite a load for a little slip of a fella like you, Dan. :D

Tilehelperdan
10-29-2009, 05:20 PM
:tongue: to ya, CX.


It were two of these http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=154831-272-PL8550&lpage=none I were carrying.


It said lightweight on the bag, but it still felt like 160 pounds. :rolleyes:

scuttlebuttrp
10-29-2009, 08:05 PM
You keep trying to be manly like that and you'll be a pirate with a hernia.

Kilauea
10-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Hey Dan,sorry to break the news to ya,but real manhood is acheived when ya start breakin handles off trowels while spreadin epoxy....;)

bbcamp
10-30-2009, 04:47 AM
LT, you're 'sposed to spread the epoxy before it sets up...

Saldibs
10-30-2009, 06:33 AM
Super manliness would be raking the leaves in your backyard while caring two bags of plaster and drinking a beer in less than 14 minutes all while posting your feat on the JB forum:D

Tilehelperdan
10-30-2009, 08:17 AM
Challenge accepted, Sal. :D

And LT, I once ripped the flat off a flat trowel. I thought it was funny as hell.

bbcamp
10-30-2009, 08:57 AM
Dan, see post #25.

Saldibs
10-30-2009, 01:46 PM
Challenge accepted, Sal.

We will need pictures and a video if possible, Can't just take your word for it on something as important as this:D:stirpot:

RedRock
10-31-2009, 12:11 AM
Who has time to rake leaves? That's what kids are for. :D

Cutting down trees with a chainsaw and splitting logs with an axe. Now there's a manly chore.

Kilauea
10-31-2009, 07:40 AM
This happened to me yesterday,couldnt help but think of this thread...

bbcamp
11-03-2009, 06:21 AM
Cutting down trees with a chainsaw and splitting logs with an axe.Chuck Norris merely glances at the tree, and it falls down into stove-sized pieces which stack themselves neatly within arm's distance from the fireplace. And, of course, the wood is seasoned and ready to burn.

:D