Edna did you send Albert on an errand to Chicago recently?

[jjwq8]

A man walked into a Chicago bank and handed a teller a note that read: "Be Quick Be Quit (quiet). Give your cash or I'll shoot."
He was handed about $400 but mistakenly left half the note, written on his October payslip, behind.
Detectives found the other half outside the bank - complete with his name and address.
Police said they had known some strange bank robberies but none quite like this one.

Now I realize that he spelling is not up to Albert's usual standard but I had to ask.

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[Albert]

edna said i wood do somethin like that but is werent me. I dont getta payslip. work for cash only. he was stoopid to only get $400.

albert

[jjwq8]

Having looted a Michigan bank on Wednesday, parolee Mark Edna White flagged down a passing vehicle a few blocks away.
The driver turned out to be local Saginaw Township detective Scott Jackson, who immediately arrested the would-be escapee.
The hapless con was slapped with charges that include bank robbery and making a false bomb threat.
He is now being held at the Saginaw County Jail on a $755,000 bail.
The attempted bank job came a matter of weeks after White had been freed on parole.
He was released from jail on June 16 after serving time for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and - fittingly - violating an earlier parole.