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jjwq8
07-06-2009, 01:13 AM
London's Newspapers

The Times: Read by the people who run the Contry.

The Financial Times: Read by the people who own the Contry.

The Telegraph: Read by the people who think the Contry should be run the way it used to be run.

The Daily Express: Read by the people who think it still is.

The Daily Mail: Read by the wives of the people who run the Contry

The Independent: Read by the people who think no-one knows how to run the Contry.

The Daily Mirror: Read by the people who think they run the Contry

The Morning Star: Read by the people who think the Contry should be run by another Country.

The Daily Star: Read by the people who think Paris Hilton runs the Contry

The Sun: These readers could not give a stuff who runs the country as long as they have big tits!

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az_rancher
07-06-2009, 12:48 PM
London's Newspapers

The Times: Read by the people who run the Contry.

The Financial Times: Read by the people who own the Contry.

The Telegraph: Read by the people who think the Contry should be run the way it used to be run.

The Daily Express: Read by the people who think it still is.

The Daily Mail: Read by the wives of the people who run the Contry

The Independent: Read by the people who think no-one knows how to run the Contry.

The Daily Mirror: Read by the people who think they run the Contry

The Morning Star: Read by the people who think the Contry should be run by another Country.

The Daily Star: Read by the people who think Paris Hilton runs the Contry

The Sun: These readers could not give a stuff who runs the country as long as they have big tits!

What's a Contry?

:p

Rancher

GraniteGirl
07-06-2009, 12:53 PM
That part of the UK Paris Hilton reigns over :D

Hobbit
07-06-2009, 01:01 PM
Lotsa newspapers in London........
Must be lotsa news, eh?? ;)

:)

az_rancher
07-06-2009, 01:10 PM
The Sun is my favorite, even if the news was real bad, you could always see good news on Page Three.

Rancher