Well BLAZING BOURBON!!!

[fishinfarmgirl]

Guess alluya good ole southern boys are gonna be hurtin' after that giant bourbon bake they had last night at ole Jim B's place eh???

Yowza...now THERE'S some flammable liquid for ya!!! :D

L

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[Sonnie Layne]

I musta left erly.

[fishinfarmgirl]

Aincha watchin the boob tube down there in Texas land y'all?

The bourbon plant done burned up!

L

[Sonnie Layne]

Last look I had at my uhhh, my place, it was still. And there. You tellin' me that cousin Jimmy's place cot far??? Sheeet, tha's too bad. I guess ah'll hafta git mor truks jes ta hep 'im owt. Tell me, tho',,,, did that Hoffa guy git burnt up to? I'd hate to hafta buy tars ever trip up. Drivers is cheep, but them tars.. thas sumthin I cain't rite off on my texas.

[fishinfarmgirl]

:rofl:

WELL DONE! :)

:

[John Bridge]

Long as none of the breweries get bombed I'm okay. ;)

Hey Sonnie, Talk gooder woodja? People gonna git a wrung idi bout us'n.

[Sonnie Layne]

Hrummphh, and right you are, sir John. The citizens of this fine republic should never be met with the protagonistic efforts set forth by the extreme discriminatory ideals of others co-existing on this planet who do not understand there's more than one way to raise the consciousness of a mule.

Thanks for the reminder :D

My apologies to the NRG band.... north of the Rio Grande, that is :)

But, ah thank Kelly had sumthin tuh dew with it... :)

[fishinfarmgirl]

Sherrr inn ufff ahd hafta gree wif ya on dat! That thar Kelly has a way wit da words ain't he??? Cain't help but ta follow sute here n thar!

Tis fun ta talk wit a twang doncha know!??

I figer we all on dis site know's who the smart one's is...we do...and dat be allu us! Dat's wie we stay in the visss in itt ee ain't it after all??? :D

L

Articulation of the English language is bliss when well orchestrated to the masses. However my preference is to incur some degree of levity as I communicate with those of like mind. ;)

Perhaps we have shifted the paradigm of human communication a bit far to the south...but it certainly beats a stoggy board full of puffed up individuals who tend to be self impressed! :D

L

[Sonnie Layne]

:D

[jjwq8]

:D
L,
I resent that,
Fat sumbich mebbe but puffed up? puhlease!

[jjwq8]

Maybe I'm knotty veneer
Hagger nigh telephime reely reel?
Hadder Y. Noah Fimere?
... Wunker nawlwye stell; yegger nawlwye snow
If you're reelor yerony dreaming;
Yellopoff the topoff your nirra stow
A new wafer the sander the screaming.

–Afferbeck Lauder

[fishinfarmgirl]

SEE??? What'd I tell ya??? It takes a certain intelligence to speak hillbilly! Just like it's hard for us singin typres to sing outa key!

It take effort! :D

L

HEY jjwq...I hear that Rolaids help with that bloating stuff! ;)

[Brian Briggs]

If this drives their prices up, I guess i'll have to raise mine too!

[jjwq8]

L,
Strine is a dialect of hill-billy rarely heard in Arkansas. IT hails from Sinney Orstrailya.

But I can see where you could get confused :D

[jjwq8]

Oh yeah, and thanks for the heads-up about rolaids. I stopped binging on them immediately. Farted fireworks for 48 hours, and am now back to my sylph-like self. Lonely, very lonely, but happy. :D

[flatfloor]

I think you guys got a hold of some of that stuff. :rolleyes:

BTW, I'm Jim B and nuthin burnin around here.;)

[jjwq8]

Deep six the rolaids, light blue touch paper and stand well clear:D