A little humor

[JC]

THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think it won the election,
even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)


THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep counting)


THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)


THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy)

THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails
everyone about what it did)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)


THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file
reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background)


THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then
slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)

THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care)

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but, will
be back)

and last but not least....

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)

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[JC]

Found a perty nicely made page.

http://scs07.com/carb07/gifs/tribute.html

[cx]

Don't say no more Lorena Bobbitt jokes, JC. Too scary.

Understand Jeffery Dahlmer met ol' Lorena once. First thing he says to her is, "You gonna eat that?".

[flatfloor]

Kelly, Kathleen says "Yuch"

JC, that page wouldn't open.

[Edited by flatfloor on 10-09-2001 at 06:27 PM]

[Bud Cline]

The title of this thread is "a little humor"

and that's right

damn little!

[JC]

Jim you need to have the 'flash' plug-in installed.

http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/

People make all kinda of need stuff with 'flash' cool signatures,intros etc..

[flatfloor]

JC, got Flash, site must have been busy. I'll try again later

[JC]

AFGHAN TV GUIDE

MONDAYS:
7:30 - “I Dream of Fatima”
8:00 - “Husseinfeld”
8:30 - “Mad About Everything”
9:00 - “Suddenly Sanctions”
9:30 - “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show”
10:00 - “Allah McBeal”

TUESDAYS:
7:30 - “I Love Sheep”
8:00 - “Wheel of Terror and Fortune”
8:30 - “The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right”
9:00 - “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darnest Things”
9:30 - “Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
10:00 - “Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”

WEDNESDAYS:
7:30 - “Talibantubbies”
8:00 - “U.S.*Military Secrets Revealed”
8:30 - “When Northern Alliance Attack”
9:00 - “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread”
9:30 - “Just Shoot Everyone”
10:00 - “Veilwatch”

THURSDAYS:
7:30 - “Hanging With Mr. Hijacker”
8:00 - “Matima Loves Chachi”
8:30 - “M*U*S*T*A*S*H”
9:00 - “Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils”
9:30 - “My Two Baghdads”
10:00 - “Diagnosis: Heresy”

FRIDAYS:
7:30 - “This Old Tent”
8:00 - Movie of the Week “Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”
8:30 - “Khalid and his Camel”
9:00 - “Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darnest
Things”
9:30 - “Achmeds Creek”
10:00 - “No-Witness News”

[Rob Z]

LMAO!