lou432
12-05-2007, 06:33 PM
Tequila Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 tbsp lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup of nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle of Tequila
>
> Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality
>
> Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to
> be sure it is of the
> Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
> At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is
> still ok, so try
> Another cup.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
> cup of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
> the beaterers, just
> Pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the
> Tequila
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner
>
> Put the bowl through the window, finish off the
> booze and make sure to
> Put
> The dirty stove in the dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!
Hope ya`ll laughed !! Merry Christmass!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 tbsp lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup of nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle of Tequila
>
> Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality
>
> Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to
> be sure it is of the
> Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
> At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is
> still ok, so try
> Another cup.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
> cup of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
> the beaterers, just
> Pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the
> Tequila
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner
>
> Put the bowl through the window, finish off the
> booze and make sure to
> Put
> The dirty stove in the dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!
Hope ya`ll laughed !! Merry Christmass!!!!!!!!!!!
>