Jobsite jokes

[Davestone]

Well, i"m at week three of a long prank.I have a guy at work who's one of those anal types who keeps track of his mileage.His m.p.g.'s and the distance to every place he's ever been or is ever going to go to.He's a day laborer we've known for years,early 50's we all like.He looks like Santa Claus and a prospector had a baby.Anyway he's been low on dough lately,and we've tried to help, but he's stubborn and won't take a dime or any help.Soooo, i decide to sneak some gas into his car unbeknownst to him.It dawned on me then why not have some fun. So week one i put about 1 to 2 gallons a day in his tank, and when he filled up he was amazed at his new gas mileage,I'm gettin almost 40 mpg,musta been the s.t.p. he says.Well, week two i don't put any in, musta been cause i had the a/c on he says,scratchin his head.Now week three i'm gonna double the amount so he doesn't use a drop all week. :yeah:I know what you're gonna say, hey pull this trick on me...but it AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. :D

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[kate42]

Dave :wave:
You're too funny. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/jokersmile.gif (http://www.millan.net) I hope the guy has a great sense of humor. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/biggrin.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[Bri]

I think he's pulling a prank on YOU! He's keep this "what the?" going on for a few months and never pay for gas. :lol2:

[Davestone]

:yeah: Reminds me of the old gag, You're out to dinner with a few guys, and you tell one of your buddies, hey, Bob never pays the tab, how about you say,I'll pay, then after you, i'll say, no i'll pay, then when Bob says he'll pay we say okay.......but, after your buddy starts it by saying i'll pay, you don't say anything but okay.

[Davestone]

Well, i filled him up today.He thinks either the gauge is broke or the front tires are bigger than the rear giving him a false mpg reading.He's starting to crack. :yeah: Monday i start siphoning gas out.

[Marge]

Payback isn't gonna be purty. :D

[Davestone]

I put too much gas in, he's on to me, Joke's over. :bow:

[kate42]

Dave :wave:
I put too much gas in, he's on to me, Joke's over.
Good :D :)

[cx]

Do me next, Stoner, do me next!!!

The blue motorhome, not the brown one. :D

[Davestone]

Okay,blue motor home......next week is the siphoning stage. :tup1:

[JC Kay]

About 12 years ago, a finish carpenter on our jobsite picked up a road-killed deer and sat it on the toilet in the pota-a-john. Scared the crap outa everyone.

[Davestone]

Yeah that would do it. :( I sent my helper to 7-11 one time and he never returned.The boss showed up a couple hours later and told me my helper had seen a guy slumped over in his car in the parking lot, and when he walked over he discovered the guy was dead.