Mr. Personality

[cx]

Boss Mudmeister:

Quien es this fella CM, aptly titled "Mr. Personality, whose post I just see for the firstest most time over to the shallow end?

Sounds like he is well known to at least you and Bud. Maybe his/her spouse is an attorney type and needs the business?

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[Bud Cline]

cm (Chris Mier) is obviously in the flooring business and more specifically a tile installer. The depth of his knowledge is unknown because he chooses not to contribute constructively on any of the boards at which he offers posts.

Chris (cm) only seems to surface when visitors make posts and inquiries of a troubling nature. His responses are always shallow, brief, and hateful.

I would invite Chris Mier to join us here on a regular basis and contribute constructively as often as he wishes.

I would discourage Chris from launching attacks on visitors and fellow participants.

[flatfloor]

Here! Here!

[John Bridge]

Well, I already posted over at the shallow end to the effect that Rob asked me to kick Chris off (again), which I have done. I've sent his membership off into the endless folds of cyberspace. I have also banned him from posting here as a guest. (I think -- I hope.) ;)

I've tried reasoning with the man on several different boards. Had him tracked down once. I know where he posts from. It's the public library in his small town. (I can see you, Chris.)

CX,

He just ain't reasonable like you and me and the rest of the crew around these parts.

[flatfloor]

Requiescat in pace.

Nihil illegitimae carborundum.

[John Bridge]

I'm impressed, Jim. About all I can remember from alter boy days is "mea culpa." I've said that quite a bit throughout my life (so far.)

[Ron]

John,

Thanks for getting rid of cm.Had witnessed him continually dissing people at Peter Collier's Tileman site long time ago.Even Dave Gobis.

I don't care how much he knows,the guy was most unhelpful.

[flatfloor]

Geez, he really gets around, sporadically on Dave Spreen's Flooring site, same style, he attacked Bud & I there we shot him down.

[John Bridge]

Well, I think he's a mud man, and since most mud men are old farts like me, he must be an old unhappy mud man. Too bad. We could use him. There ain't that many of us left. I've got so many mud jobs going right now I can't even come up for air.

Which reminds me. You heard about Murphy fallin' into the vat down at the brewery . . . .?

[flatfloor]

No, but how about the Mexican or Italian or was it an Eskimo? whatever, he and his buddy were cleaning a cesspool when his jacket fell in, he started to fish it out when his buddy said "you gonna wear that outta the cesspole?-Nah, he answers, my lunch is in the pocket.

I love a good dirty joke!

[John Bridge]

Working at the brewery, Murphy fell into a vat of beer and drowned. His buddy, O'Leary went to tell the wife.

Says he, "Mrs. Murphy, I know it's sad, but you,ll be happy to know he didn't suffer. Matter of fact, he came up twice for air but dove back down.

You MUST have heard that one. I don't know any NEW jokes.

[flatfloor]

I did but I figured you should tell that politically incorrect joke. As Bud says "I resemble that"

John as we get older there aren't too many new jokes, but there sure are new audiences!

[John Bridge]

Yeah, guess you're right, Jim.

Hey, did I tell you about the . . . .?

[Bud Cline]

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing
time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes.

When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes
to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else
leaves the bar and drives off.

When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him,
pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test
shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0.

The cop says, 'How is this possible?' The guy says, 'Tonight
I'm the designated decoy.

[flatfloor]

Beautiful, THAT is a new one.

[Bill]

Here's an "OLD" one! Setting is a Nursing Home.

87 yr old woman notices the staff bring in a new guy, "only 70 yrs old" and put him in the room next door. That afternoon She is feeling pretty randy so she puts on her nicest negligée and sneaks into his room.

He is sound asleep so she stands up on the end of his bed begins to bounce up and down. When he wakes up, she pulls up the negligée and she shouts at him, "SuperSex!"

Being startled awake he says, "Well I am a bit hungry, I'll have the soup.

[flatfloor]

Son visiting his father in a new nursing home. The father is wheeled in to the visiting area by an attendant. As they are talking, from time to time father tilts to the left, then to the right and sometimes forward. Each time he does this the attendant solicitously straightens him up. Finally they are alone and the son asks his father how he likes the place. Father answers "Oh it's nice enough, but they won't let you fart here."

[John Bridge]

Son puts father in nursing home. In the evening after dinner a nurse comes in and gives the old man an ennema. Son visits next day and asks how it's going.

"Well, I'll tell you one thing. You'd better eat your soup, or they come around later and pump it up your . . ."