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04-11-2007, 08:22 AM
A formula you find in Tehran's Nuclear Program
Where:
N = force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon.
fb = function of the bacon type.
fc = function of the condiment/filling effect.
Ts = serving temperature.
tc = cooking time.
ta = time or duration of application of condiment/filling.
cm = cooking method.
C = Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.
It is of course the formula for a perfect bacon sandwich developed after hundreds of hours of dedicated research in an Institute of Higher Learning at UK taxpayers expense.
Where:
N = force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon.
fb = function of the bacon type.
fc = function of the condiment/filling effect.
Ts = serving temperature.
tc = cooking time.
ta = time or duration of application of condiment/filling.
cm = cooking method.
C = Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.
It is of course the formula for a perfect bacon sandwich developed after hundreds of hours of dedicated research in an Institute of Higher Learning at UK taxpayers expense.