Headlines you WON'T read

[Davestone]

After watching many blooper, blunder and crazy stunt and cop shows i've decided you will never see these.
1.Davestone's parachute doesn't open, and he plunges to the ground. 2.Davestone eaten by alligator after refusing to heed warning signs not to feed alligators. 3.Davestone killed after attempting to elude police on high speed chase. 4.Davestone climbs over barricade and fence to get picture of huge polar bear in zoo,and is eaten. 5.Davestone decides to make some extra money...by printing his own. 6.Davestone swims with sharks...and is eaten.

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[John Bridge]

What are you on, Dave? ;)

[Hamilton]

Davestone gets slapped with a wet trout.

[Bri]

John Bridge invests in mastic factory. ;)

[jay f]

Jack demonstrates proper use of art supplies. :)

[Dave Taylor]

Dave T wins the Lottery...... donates half to Hillary.

[Hamilton]

Tile Setter Gets Rich Quick Setting Tile!!! :lol1:

[John Bridge]

There's money in mastic, ya know. :)

[Dave Taylor]

Jest' sprinkle a little water on it... it'l come loose.

[Scooter]

Hillary wins the lottery, nomination and the Presidential election and retains David Taylor as her chief advisor.

[Dave Taylor]

The ol' US and A is now in deep doo doo.

[Scooter]

Deep Doo Doo? Well lets review the last 16 years:

If you want a continued military presence in Iraq, then don't vote for Hillary.

If you want more dead and wounded soldiers in Iraq, then don't vote for Hillary.

If you want the budget balancing expertese of George W. Bush, then don't vote for Hillary.

If want the current trend toward erosion of civil rights and spying on Americans, then by all means don't vote for Hillary.

So, if you like dead Americans, an upside down budget running the biggest defict in the history of the USA, and like being spyed on, then yes, you are in deep doo doo.

I remind you that Clinton kept us out of war and made his 8 years the most prosperous in the last 30 years while balancing the budget at the same time. I didn't politicize this thread, but if you think we would be in deep doo doo, maybe you stand for the some of the above principals, dunno. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but perhaps you just put a foot in yours. :D

[JTG]

Oh Scooter :cool: :bow:
:goodpost:
JTG
Another left coast kind of guy.

[GraniteGirl]

This one is guaranteed to be found nowhere:

"Scooter participates in thread without turning it political" :dunce:

[flatfloor]

GG, no editor in his right mind would print that.

Jeez Scooter, can't you lighten up for one minute? :shake:

Here's another;
Scooter has them rolling in aisles at Improv. :clap1:

[MrNightly]

Clinton balanced the budget?!?

[sgrandjean]

Clinton balanced the budget?!?

Well, I know he certainly helped McDonalds' bottom line.

[jjwq8]

The Pope canonizes Saddam for contributions to humanity.

Ahmedinajad says Pope should stop interfering in issues he knows nothing about.

[John K]

Scooter quits construction, sells everything and donates his money to the Hillary campaign. :uhh:

[Scooter]

The thread was fine until someone else, not me, turned it political, GG.

[MudMaker]

The thread was fine until someone else, not me, turned it political, GG.

Hillary wins the lottery, nomination and the Presidential election and retains David Taylor as her chief advisor.

Deep Doo Doo? Well lets review the last 16 years:
Now Scooter, that jest ain't true.... :stick:

[flatfloor]

Deep Doo Doo? Well lets review the last 16 years:

By Scooter # 12. :D

[Scooter]

OK, I give up. Dave mentions Hillary Clinton first, I chime in later, and I've turned the thread political.

Either there is time warp here, or I'm really confused, or you guys are pimping me.

[flatfloor]

Dave spake in jest. You were serious. However we are splitting hares. Why anyone would split the Easter Bunny is beyond me. :D

[jay f]

:D Ok, back to the thread. Opie teaches classes on jamb saw safety.

[GraniteGirl]

http://www.dobhran.com/images/easterbunny2.gif

And I found a picture of Scooter's truck too.

http://images.deepbox.com/media/funny_pictures/df6d2338b2b8fce1ec2f6dda0a630eb0.jpg

[branty1uk]

Tiger Woods misses cut.

[sdaniels7114]

Red Sox get slapped around by Royals in season opener- that one happened

Fans remain calm during 48+ hours before next game- My contribution to thread

[Steven Hauser]

Scooter wakes up from catnap and finds Clinton still in office. :king:

:eek:

:D

I'm just pulling your chain don't go and get pissed off about this one :suspect: :laugh2: