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Dave Taylor
03-31-2007, 05:42 PM
A while ago Edna n’ Albert had a fallin’ out so-to-speak and Albert was left at the barbecue wif’ a smoking Armadillo…. and Edna flew the coup. If’n you missed this episode tune in here to catch up: http://johnbridge.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=44303

Later it was rumored that Edna hold up fer’ a time inna’ basement with the Tile Ranger but ol’ Nathan decided --finally-- to clean the place and here is what he found….. Edna tracks fer’ sure: http://johnbridge.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=44440

Lately it was rumored that Edna and ol’ Tile Ranger lit out fer’ St. Mary’s City in St. Mary’s county on St. Mary’s River near St. Mary’s College livin’ on (you guessed it) St. Mary’s Street….. all of which jest’ happin’ to be somewhere near me in MD. See http://johnbridge.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=46475 fer’ details but start at post #168.… we ain’t got’s all day.

It was rumored that Edna went into the rust removal business when she got to St. Mary’s City.

Now I never did believe that nasty rumor that the upstanding’ Tile Ranger ran off wif’ Edna… why ol’ Ranger could prolly’ have his pick of any Miss Makita in the blink of an eye but….. The St Mary’s Blade-n-Oily-Rag ran a recent story:

Seems a un-named lady of fair proportion had recently been arrested fer’ practicing rust removal in St. Mary’s City out of season and without all the prerequisite licenses required by the St Mary’s City Council and Zoning Board. The article went on to note that a rather distinguished gentleman made the lady’s bail a-gittin’ her outta’ the St. Mary’s lockup. Later St. Mary’s authorities found a silver Kerdi bullet they think was left by the gentleman.

An un-named St. Mary’s official was quoted that he overheard the lady mention that she was headin’ fer’ Illinois where she planned to go under-cover at Coverings running booth sixty nine.

Here is where I loose the story. Now we need to rely on ol’ Tonto n’ Flatfloor to tell us all about it (wif’ pictures) when they return from Coverings :---)

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Rob Z
03-31-2007, 06:14 PM
Dave

Our JB friends probably don't know the area, but I'd say any of the above is possible over in SMIB-land. :D

John Bridge
03-31-2007, 08:47 PM
I don't care about Edna, but I want to know where is/what is smib land. I take it the first letters are for St. Mary's. ;)

Tool Guy - Kg
03-31-2007, 09:08 PM
Bubba thinks he can no longer make it to Coverings. He thinks he's got a big job in, uh,.....Siberia. Yep....Siberia. :nod:

Marge
03-31-2007, 09:13 PM
If Bubba abandons mam in Chicago, he best find a passport and a non-extraditing country in which to flee. :nod:

Was that good Edna?

opiethetileman
04-01-2007, 08:16 AM
Maybe I show up in my THONG and cowboy hat and go walk the isles.

Edna
04-01-2007, 09:27 AM
hi mister opie. i been admiring yu in that beach outfit for quite a spell now. eyel shack up wif yu anyday.

all them other guys are loosers. albert tol me there wood be horney ol men around here trying to hit on edna. that taylor guy he sure know a lot about me. stalker.