Board Christmas Party

[flatfloor]

The first annual JBS Christmas Party is being held this year on Grand Cayman Island. Free transportation is being provided on the JBS corp. plane (it has since been painted). Pickup points to be announced. Since the jet barely makes it from one end of the runway to the other, has no seats, crew, or FAA certification members are urged to make their own travel arrangements.

Accomodations are also free. An unlimited number of Lean Tos have been erected on the beach however many have been destroyed by the police or have been occupied by an unknown species of rabid land crabs so get there early.

Food and all beverages are included. Featured will be kegs of Skunky beer, Spam, powdered eggs, old fashioned K-rations and the peice de resistance, a roasted Armidillo.

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[Cami A]

Dibs on the Presidental Suite!

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[John Bridge]

Uh, maybe we ought to charter a real airplane? :)

[Cami A]

After the last party, who's going to let us have an actual plane ever again? ;)

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[John Bridge]

Oh,

Yeah,

Forgot about that.

:(

[flatfloor]

We might be able to get a good buy from United. :D


We tried to fly United but the stewardess wouldn't let us. drum roll kaboom!:shake:

[tomtuttle]

Now, I'm appreciative of all the unpaid vacation and other benefits and all, but it doesn't seem to me that JB would want to risk his valuable human capital on this kind of adventure. We need to bargain a better year end bonus. Or at least work on that skunky beer part. :yeah:

Other than that, when do you want me there? :drool2:

[flatfloor]

Just get down there asap, somebody is bound to show up.

When the police come around just tell them your a biologist studying rabid crabs, you have no idea who burned down Government House and you never heard of anyone named CX.:p

[John Bridge]

Tom, you can bring the beer. Now, let's see, how many will be in attendance? How many swillers besides Cami will show up? :D

When did they move South Amton from England to Lon Gisland?

[Derek & Jacqui]

Jim
Don't you mean Souf Amton. :D

[John Bridge]

Dereck and Jacqui,

They're trying to figure out how to cook goose on another thread. That's an old English tradition, isn't it? "God bless us everyone," and all that?

:)

So are you going to attend the Christmas party? We'll lay on another keg. :D

[tileguytodd]

Oh suure,get everybody all in one place and announce it even!!! The Tileranger will probobly show up,drop 1 bomb and we'll be 6 months pickin new moderators!! :D

If ya'll been wonderin where ive been,Its like this.I'm booked enough for 3 guys,had 2 and am now down to 1......
Another helper bites the dust!!!Paid him friday and havent seen hide nor hair of him since.Maybe he fell through the ice!!!1 could only hope ;)
Any ways ,between the schedule and the holidays i will probobly be chewing up a good portion of my unpaid vcation.I'll try to touch base on occassion.Merry christmas to all and to all A good night!!!!!!!!!!:santa:

[cx]

Yeah, emphasis on that part about not admitting you ever heard of nobody named CX.

'Specially if they's cops involved. :)

[John Bridge]

So Todd. Happy Holidays, man. ;)

[flatfloor]

We'll miss you at the party. :D

[Bud Cline]

Hey Todd...........you ain't the Lone Ranger ya know? I have the same problem you do and you don't see me runnin' away!!!

Well not too far anyway.:D

[drew]

I got a big tarp that will fix that roof right up for ya there Cami, but I think your sea plane is a goner though. :D

[Cami A]

That's all right, Drew...it's looks like we're going to have to switch to dog sleds so we can drag Todd with us. :D:D:D

[davem]

Just announce they're pulling crappie through the ice the size of dinner plates at Lake Mt. Houston. Todd will show. :D

[tileguytodd]

Did somebody say Crappies!!!!!!!!:drool2:

Yes i know bud,your a lone ranger.But it seems like all my jobs are 80-100 miles 1 way and everythings coming up 6x6's(and metro to make matters worse).Got lucky today.Just an old fashioned tumbled marble splash with stone diamond insets.Nice lil break from the roughstuff!!!But,after grouting it in the morning,i have to run 80 miles to do a paintable membrane,pop north an additional 50 miles to grout about 40 s/f that was left over when i ran outa grout so with a little luck i'll be home in time for a late dinner and a soft pillow!!!Follow that up with a mon tues thurs friday handicap shower with wainscot about 400 s/f wall and 250 of 2x2 dal and thats only 78 miles 1 way
(and i was thinkin i was going to get a lil body recovery time in around the holidays) ;)

[John Bridge]

Okay, so I only put in 6- 1/2 hour days. You tryin' to intimidate me? Ain't gonna work. ;)

[tileguytodd]

Hmmm 6.5 hrs days.That would be about right(after adding 4 hours of driving though,it gets to be kind of a long 6.5 though :)