Hobbit
11-22-2002, 06:46 AM
**) A little boy was overheard praying, "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.
**) A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. A small girl raised her hand, stood up tall, and announced, "Thou shalt not take the covers off the neighbors wife."
**) One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
**) A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to the church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl announced, "Because people are sleeping!"
**) A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, "Would you like to ask the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what you heard mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!"
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**) A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. A small girl raised her hand, stood up tall, and announced, "Thou shalt not take the covers off the neighbors wife."
**) One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
**) A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to the church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl announced, "Because people are sleeping!"
**) A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, "Would you like to ask the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what you heard mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!"
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