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Davestone
07-02-2006, 10:42 AM
I've got the laundry goin,just cleaned the house and went over the bills,gotta get the bbq ready, and put all the clothes away,if they ever get dry,the cat litter is ripe again,left the checkbook at the grocery store!..the phone hasn't stopped ringin!..............my wife and kids have been gone a week,an i'm the only one here! :D
scott anthony
07-02-2006, 10:51 AM
Then get off the dam puter and get to work.:)
Yeah, Stoner, what Scott said. :rolleyes:
Bowdark skull. :D
flatfloor
07-02-2006, 11:13 AM
jerk...get your girlfriend over to clean up. :drevil:
Tool Guy - Kg
07-02-2006, 11:52 AM
What Flatty, CX, and Scott said! :whip:
Steven Hauser
07-02-2006, 01:27 PM
OK Stoner,
Throw the damn cat out, turn the ringer off, schedule a cleaning crew the day they get back, eat out and for Pete's sake quit your bitchin' you've got peace and quiet.
Sheese...:D
Davestone
07-02-2006, 01:55 PM
:D Ya'll are no help as usual. :bow:I also have got to get to the bottom of the phone and cable bills..i have no idea what they mean, and i all i know is i'm payin a heck of a lot of money to talk, and watch Dog The Bounty Hunter! :crap:
Hamilton
07-02-2006, 03:51 PM
CHOP CHOP! :whip:
Zaritile
07-02-2006, 04:49 PM
Wifes gone, kids gone, laundry done.... Dave, fire up a big fat stogie, Get out a frosty mug, fill it with Killians, get a DOG, and relax. :D
opiethetileman
07-02-2006, 06:40 PM
Stoner ya should have told me i would have come down and we could have gone out pimpin style to the strip clubs.
Splinter
07-02-2006, 07:33 PM
left the checkbook at the grocery store!.
Who still writes checks at the grocery store? :scratch:
Dave, don't you hear those sigh's behind you when you whip out the ol' checkbook? Debit card man!!! Debit card!!!! :yeah:
Eugenius
07-02-2006, 07:49 PM
was the 'Big Lebowski', ...
he sampled the milk, had a 'Got Milk' mustasche, ...
and then wrote a check for like 69 cents to pay for the unused portion.
muskymike
07-03-2006, 12:44 AM
Yeah come on Stoner with the bitchin', you should be jumpin for joy, a week of peace and quiet. Whaddaya doin laudry for anyway, you shoulda just worn the same clothes all week. :lol2:
Davestone
07-03-2006, 05:26 AM
Can't use the debit card cause i keep forgettin the pin number.I got mad a couple weeks ago when in one day i couldn't use two different credit cards..still don't know the reason, but i cut em all up!Everytime i tried something came up,i know i had the money, but seldom used the cards,some security thing, but i took care of that, i got rid of em. :tup2:
I know what it is, you miss your wife and kids and are filling your time up with frivilous things until they get back. My wife is gone for another 9 days and although I miss her a bunch. I like when she is away because it give our relationship a refresher. When she gets back we will sit out back with couple drinks and talk all night about what the trip was like and what the kids and I did while she was gone. Enjoy your time alone.
Didn't mean frivilous just stuff that can sometimes wait. :goodluck:
dgunnels
07-03-2006, 09:37 AM
Sounds to me like someone better be super appreciative of the wife when she gets home. Now you know what she does for you. :bonk:
flatfloor
07-03-2006, 10:09 AM
How come all I ever hear is how underappreciated women are? How about the guys. Women sit around all day watching soaps and thinking up complaints. :uhh:
dgunnels
07-03-2006, 11:26 AM
Hey Jim, I am most definitely NOT unappreciated. Sounds like your spouse is though :rofl: :rofl: .
Davestone
07-03-2006, 07:01 PM
Now that's what i was thinkin Jim...............a week ago. :D
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