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06-12-2006, 06:37 AM
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.
"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East
over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries."This one will be
extremely hot and arid and while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?"
"Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
earth.
There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North
West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
worlds finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of the truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting
down South!!!
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.
"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East
over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries."This one will be
extremely hot and arid and while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?"
"Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
earth.
There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North
West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
worlds finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of the truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting
down South!!!