Training

[flatfloor]

Bud and I are going into the installation training biz, doesn't matter what, we have the course. Credit Cards accepted, you pay your own lodging and meals.

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[John Bridge]

Now wait a minute here. If this is a scam, it's customary to cut in the old scammer (scammer?)

I want a kickback on anything you guys con anybody out of on this site.

Now folks, shall we discuss installations? What is it you desire? Bud and Jim will accommodate you.

Wanna share in the wealth that other installers enjoy? You're in the right place. Oh, yes . . . indeed . . .

[flatfloor]

John, your a natural, Mr Ponzi suggests we let you in on the sca er school for a minimal investment, then you can be in charge of franchises.

We think we have a natural for you: mud that can be used first as a facial and then as a bed.

[JC]

Ever see what that stuff does to the skin? Ouch.

[John Bridge]

Obviously JC is not gonna be a prospect, but I think the idea has merit. I mean, people have bought into stupider things than that (stupider?).

[flatfloor]

Not only that but it will ease rheumatis, arthritis rejuvenate your sex life, cure baldness, what else John?

[John Bridge]

Hell, I don't care about what else. Can you Fed Ex some down here overnight?

[tileprof]

need an instructor?
union rate plus expenses,and i dont do windows!!

[flatfloor]

There you go Prof! That's what we need, imagination!

Mudmeister Magic Mud even does windows!

Sonnafagun, John, I remembered how to do it! Well almost, by mistake I did a ) instead of a ].

[John Bridge]

Jim,

If this is going to develop into a classic Internet scam, you're going to have to be a little more discreet about asking (axing) technical questions. I mean, bold is b, italics is i, underline is u. . . .

Mud windows?

Steven,

This is strictly a scab outfit you're dealing with. We'll give you twice your hourly rate, but no bennies . . . ., especially no double time. :)

[tileprof]

as long as its U.S.$$$$$

[flatfloor]

US $$, no problem. Your share will be distributed after expenses, share dependant on net profits, or amount shown to IRS, whichever is less.

[John Bridge]

Yes, computed retroactively, after evaded taxes, but before internet fees have been deducted, which can become considerable, especially when overhead and inherent infrastructure have been considered. But on the other hand, Steven, this is a natural. Send your check care of the Mt. Houston Fund. We're in the process of getting it renamed the "Cat's Kill Fund," which resides in the same Bahamian bank. Your money is secure. Our word is our bond.

Jim

[flatfloor]

John, you know we may just get rid of the Ponz, your really getting the hang of this. What's Cletus doing right now is he short of cash?

[John Bridge]

Geez.

[Bud Cline]

Cletus still isn't allowed to have cash but he is counting the days.

[John Bridge]

Geez.