3 Word Story

[Oldrem]

Has anyone ever done a 3 word story on this site? Here's how it works - simple rules.

1) You may add only 3 words to the story with each post

2) You may NOT go twice in a row

3) Please no profanity

4) Be as creative as you wish, taking the story off into different directions if you desire

I'll start one out and see if anyone is interested - there are so many sharp people on this site it should be very interesting where it goes. :yeah:


A lonely tilesetter .........

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[dufus]

A lonely tilesetter... ...was abusing buckets...

[geniescience]

crouching Mexican-style

[Oldrem]

while mixing his

[jdm]

favorite disco tracks

[davem]

and shaking his

[Oldrem]

old copy of

[Autoplay]

The Love Boat

[Tool Guy - Kg]

. The episode where

[Splinter]

gopher was released

[jay f]

for soliciting the

[Autoplay]

mayor of Chicago

[jdm]

with an elongated

[Autoplay]

silver coke spoon

[scott anthony]

Then after many

[GraniteGirl]

leaky mastic showers

[Davestone]

He seeked advice

[Tom Tee]

hours of remorse

[davem]

from the John

[jdm]

Bridge handy-dandy

[GraniteGirl]

and there he

[dufus]

...found his inspiration.

[Oldrem]

while gazing into

[Reddog]

a lonely bucket

[mark11755]

out came a

[scott anthony]

snake with very

[Oldrem]

long fangs. Suddenly

[Tool Guy - Kg]

Opie came around

[Eugenius]

cleared his nostrils...

[dufus]

...loaded the .50

[scott anthony]

stuck it up

[Oldrem]

into a drainpipe

[jay f]

and emptied three

[Eugenius]

rattling beer cans...

[Autoplay]

and three bags

[Davestone]

of liquid gold

[davem]

and lost yet

[Oldrem]

a lit cigar

[Autoplay]

which surprised Monica

[mark11755]

because it hurt

[jdm]

the Makita girl

[Marge]

as she grinded

[Tool Guy - Kg]

her pink thong

[jdm]

into the astonished

[John Corley]

face o' the

[MHI]

big king cobra

[NVC]

fangless, and spitting . . .

[John Bridge]

, meaner than a

[Fygar]

long weeks away

[davem]

A lonely tilesetter was abusing buckets crouching Mexican-style while mixing his favorite disco tracks and shaking his old copy of The Love Boat. The episode where gopher was released for soliciting the mayor of Chicago with an elongated silver coke spoon.

Then after many leaky mastic showers He seeked advice hours of remorse from the John Bridge handy-dandy and there he found his inspiration. While gazing into a lonely bucket out came a snake with very long fangs.

Suddenly Opie came around cleared his nostrils loaded the .50 stuck it up into a drainpipe and emptied three rattling beer cans of liquid gold and lost yet a lit cigar which surprised Monica the Makita girl as she grinded her pink thong into the astonished face o' the big king cobra fangless, and spitting, meaner than a long weeks away

[cx]

Y'all weird. :D

[Davy]

After that, Opie

[NVC]

lassoed Makita girl

[Mountain Tile]

kissed her on

[NVC]

the Adam's apple

[GraniteGirl]

and said "WHOPEEE!"

[mark11755]

after he threw

[Oldrem]

a bucket of

[Dog paws]

spiders and snakes

[jdm]

and spotted owls

[Mountain Tile]

on the stove

[Autoplay]

which further enhanced

[Mountain Tile]

the evil plot

[jay f]

of Edna and

[scott anthony]

double dose laxitive

[jdm]

chugging Albert who

[John Corley]

said kiss my

[MHI]

adam's apple too.

[jdm]

At that moment,

[Rd Tile]

It all started

[Bugman]

to heat up

[Davy]

but Albert couldn't

[jdm]

open the wrapper

[mark11755]

because he is

[jay f]

left handed, but

[jdm]

with Edna's assistance,

[JGARCIA2000]

lost his hand

[Tool Guy - Kg]

inside a possum's

[MHI]

lower intestinal tract.

[Mountain Tile]

wich smells like

[jdm]

Edna's cooking. So,

[Davy]

from now on

[Mountain Tile]

john bridge will

[muskymike]

not let Albert,

[NVC]

require Ms./Mr. Makita's

[Mountain Tile]

used power tools

[NVC]

be sanitized, and

[mosquito]

won't use them

[Tool Guy - Kg]

for musky fishing

[jdm]

out of season

[NVC]

However, profits lured

[John Corley]

him back to

[jdm]

add three words

[jay f]

to his autobiography

[John Corley]

"My Time In...

[NVC]

Undaunted, Opie shoulders

GAR! lag!

[jdm]

the responsibility of

[Tool Guy - Kg]

more flipped houses

[NVC]

<continued from post #95>

Edna's opossum II"

[Oldrem]

<continued from post #98>

many of which

[bbcamp]

were infested with

[davem]

the rare and

[Oldrem]

nasty leprechauns. Then

[dufus]

a sudden rumbling

[dgunnels]

could be heard

[Oldrem]

as far away

[Dave Taylor]

as Bubba's house

[dgunnels]

Bubba hates leprechans.

[jdm]

and AMC Gremlins

[Dave Taylor]

But Bubba likes.......

[slb]

fairies and trolls

[jdm]

and AMC Matadors

[Oldrem]

as long as

[Mountain Tile]

they have hair

[Dave Taylor]

where it matters....

[dgunnels]

So Bubba decided

[Mountain Tile]

he would shave

[dgunnels]

the trolls to

[Dave Taylor]

apply mastic where

[JTG]

son doesn't shine

[Oldrem]

because trolls wear

[dgunnels]

pink silk boxers

[davem]

every time they

[JonSquatch]

Go huntin' for

[dgunnels]

leprechans. So he

[mark11755]

ate a pizza

[JonSquatch]

with artichoke hearts

[Oldrem]

and spit the

[JonSquatch]

chorus of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

[dgunnels]

Then he hitched

[Mountain Tile]

a ride with

[Oldrem]

A lonely tilesetter was abusing buckets crouching Mexican-style while mixing his favorite disco tracks and shaking his old copy of The Love Boat. The episode where gopher was released for soliciting the mayor of Chicago with an elongated silver coke spoon.

Then after many leaky mastic showers He seeked advice hours of remorse from the John Bridge handy-dandy and there he found his inspiration. While gazing into a lonely bucket out came a snake with very long fangs.

Suddenly Opie came around cleared his nostrils loaded the .50 stuck it up into a drainpipe and emptied three rattling beer cans of liquid gold and lost yet a lit cigar which surprised Monica the Makita girl as she grinded her pink thong into the astonished face o' the big king cobra fangless, and spitting, meaner than a long weeks away

After that, Opie lassoed Makita girl, kissed her on the Adam's apple and said
"WHOPEEE!" after he threw a bucket of spiders and snakes and spotted owls on the stove which further enhanced the evil plot of Edna and double dose laxitive chugging Albert who said “kiss my adam's apple too”.

At that moment, it all started to heat up, but Albert couldn't open the wrapper because he is eft handed, but with Edna's assistance, lost his hand inside a possum's lower intestinal tract wich smells like Edna's cooking. So, from now on John Bridge will not let Albert require Ms./Mr. Makita's used power tools be sanitized, and won't use them for musky fishing out of season. However, profits lured him back to add three words to his autobiography "My Time In...Edna's opossum II"

Undaunted, Opie shoulders the responsibility of more flipped houses many of which were infested with the rare and nasty leprechauns.

Then a sudden rumbling could be heard as far away as Bubba's house. Bubba hates leprechauns and AMC Gremlins. But Bubba likes.......fairies and trolls and AMC Matadors as long as they have hair where it matters. So Bubba decided he would shave the trolls to apply mastic where son doesn't shine because trolls wear pink silk boxers every time they go huntin' for leprechans. So he ate a pizza with artichoke hearts and spit the chorus of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Then he hitched a ride with

[davem]

CX the wiley

[Oldrem]

recently back from

[mark11755]

a Christmas celebration

[Mountain Tile]

with a communist

[GraniteGirl]

and Doctor Laura

[davem]

who lied about

[Mountain Tile]

the size of

[jay f]

the afro on

[slb]

Don King's head

[Oldrem]

A sudden flurry

[davem]

of colorful obscenities

[Dog paws]

spewed from the

[MHI]

bathroom, were it

[Oldrem]

not for nuns

[JTG]

the trolls would

[Mountain Tile]

rely on their

[MHI]

adult magazines for

[Mountain Tile]

the advertisement of

[Oldrem]

dangerous spotted owl

[Mountain Tile]

retractable tile stretchers

[dufus]

and sundry items.

[John Corley]

Meanwhile back at

[Mountain Tile]

broken tile mountain

[jdm]

Flatfloor and DaveM

[Danny Ferguson]

danced around the

[davem]

touchy subject of

[Oldrem]

moldy mastic and

[John Corley]

pro knee pads

[jay f]

while caulking in

[JTG]

a beautiful tile

[NVC]

boots and thongs

[John Corley]

Opie wears them

[NVC]

for beer money

[John Corley]

so that he

[Rd Tile]

could drink till

[dgunnels]

he was unconcious.

[davem]

Ironically, at the

[Mountain Tile]

shaven back inn

[Autoplay]

John Bridge shuttered

[Dave Taylor]

when Edna did

[MHI]

the nasty with

[Autoplay]

a margin trowel

[davem]

and a miniature

[dgunnels]

victorian doll house.

[NVC]

Outside police gathered

[John Corley]

much to the

[dgunnels]

dismay of Bubba's

[Richard Tunison]

inlaws, who were

[bbcamp]

in the middle

[Oldrem]

of hanging a

[Richard Tunison]

spotted owl. However,

[jdm]

an owl counter

[Dave Taylor]

name of CX

[Autoplay]

showed signs of

[Dave Taylor]

A SW 10 (inside yoke)

[Richard Tunison]

Later that evening,

[Dave Taylor]

The tile ranger

[Richard Tunison]

apparently confused, mumbled

[dgunnels]

buggered bean brains!

[davem]

Then he flipped

[Richard Tunison]

the bird to

[dgunnels]

his brother-in-law, Scooter.

[Oldrem]

A lonely tilesetter was abusing buckets crouching Mexican-style while mixing his favorite disco tracks and shaking his old copy of The Love Boat. The episode where gopher was released for soliciting the mayor of Chicago with an elongated silver coke spoon.

Then after many leaky mastic showers He seeked advice hours of remorse from the John Bridge handy-dandy and there he found his inspiration. While gazing into a lonely bucket out came a snake with very long fangs.

Suddenly Opie came around cleared his nostrils loaded the .50 stuck it up into a drainpipe and emptied three rattling beer cans of liquid gold and lost yet a lit cigar which surprised Monica the Makita girl as she grinded her pink thong into the astonished face o' the big king cobra fangless, and spitting, meaner than a long weeks away.

After that, Opie lassoed Makita girl, kissed her on the Adam's apple and said
"WHOPEEE!" after he threw a bucket of spiders and snakes and spotted owls on the stove which further enhanced the evil plot of Edna and double dose laxitive chugging Albert who said “kiss my adam's apple too”.

At that moment, it all started to heat up, but Albert couldn't open the wrapper because he is eft handed, but with Edna's assistance, lost his hand inside a possum's lower intestinal tract wich smells like Edna's cooking. So, from now on John Bridge will not let Albert require Ms./Mr. Makita's used power tools be sanitized, and won't use them for musky fishing out of season. However, profits lured him back to add three words to his autobiography "My Time In...Edna's opossum II"

Undaunted, Opie shoulders the responsibility of more flipped houses many of which were infested with the rare and nasty leprechauns.

Then a sudden rumbling could be heard as far away as Bubba's house. Bubba hates leprechauns and AMC Gremlins. But Bubba likes.......fairies and trolls and AMC Matadors as long as they have hair where it matters. So Bubba decided he would shave the trolls to apply mastic where son doesn't shine because trolls wear pink silk boxers every time they go huntin' for leprechans. So he ate a pizza with artichoke hearts and spit the chorus of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Then he hitched a ride with CX the wiley recently
back from a Christmas celebration with a communist and Doctor Laura who lied about the size of the afro on Don King's head.

A sudden flurry of colorful obscenities spewed from the bathroom, were it not for nuns the trolls would rely on their adult magazines for the advertisement of dangerous spotted owl retractable tile stretchers and sundry items.

Meanwhile back at broken tile mountain Flatfloor and DaveM danced around the touchy subject of moldy mastic and pro knee pads while caulking in a beautiful tile boots and thongs. Opie wears them for beer money so that he could drink till he was unconcious.

Ironically, at the shaven back inn John Bridge shuttered when Edna did the nasty with a margin trowel and a miniature victorian doll house.

Outside police gathered much to the dismay of Bubba's inlaws, who were in the middle of hanging a spotted owl. However, an owl counter name of CX showed signs of A SW 10.

Later that evening, the Tile Ranger apparently confused, mumbled buggered bean brains! Then he flipped the bird to his brother-in-law, Scooter.

[Autoplay]

Using peanut oil

[Oldrem]

to mix thinset

[jdm]

for salad dressing

[Richard Tunison]

and dressing Opie

[dgunnels]

while fixing dinner

[Dave Taylor]

Scooter hot mopped....

[Richard Tunison]

Baghdad international airport

[Dave Taylor]

The dude abides!

[Richard Tunison]

reviewing the dictionary,

[Oldrem]

he stumbled upon

[Richard Tunison]

Herr Schluter's toupee

[dgunnels]

Trying to locate

[jjwq8]

Chicken war and....

[Richard Tunison]

J.B's royalty check.

[dgunnels]

It was smaller

[Oldrem]

than the national

[mark11755]

nasty smelling and

[dgunnels]

garbage heap. When

[e3]

the rabbit died

[JTG]

from overexposure to

[bbcamp]

Stand'N'Seal.

[Oldrem]

Someone shouted out

[mosquito]

Look out! It's

[Rd Tile]

A 500lb. bomb

[bbcamp]

in Opie's breadtruck!

[Mountain Tile]

in the back

[dufus]

not to worry

[davem]

though because it's

[Dog paws]

as potent as

[jay f]

termite defacations, although

[John Corley]

not as bad

[Rd Tile]

as a skunks

[jdm]

bucket of Keralastic.

[Mountain Tile]

just then the

[e3]

spit came up

[Mountain Tile]

without a warning

[jay f]

to anyone near

[Danny Ferguson]

down his lip

[John Corley]

and got stuck

[John Corley]

in her bearded

[Marge]

niche. Then, amazingly

[JTG]

without any warning

[jdm]

two fishing bears

[Brian in San Diego]

threw their poles

[JTG]

into the tub

[Tool Guy - Kg]

with the grinder :eek:

[jdm]

and his monkey

[Richard Tunison]

that was wearing

[Autoplay]

a safety vest

[dgunnels]

The Bears then

[Autoplay]

giggled to themselves

[Richard Tunison]

while installing the

[Autoplay]

galvinized metal lath

[GraniteGirl]

for their cave

[bbcamp]

Although, unfortunatly, the