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LadyGodiva
03-08-2005, 03:11 PM
Is today, March 8th!
One miserly day to celebrate all that we have achieved, while you MEN get 365 days to drink, get drunk, pass out in vomit and we have to clean it up :bang:
Westie
03-08-2005, 03:52 PM
I already bought my wife flowers for international Womens day. :)
FireWrks7
03-08-2005, 03:57 PM
Is today, March 8th!
One miserly day to celebrate all that we have achieved, while you MEN get 365 days to drink, get drunk, pass out in vomit and we have to clean it up :bang:
LG sweetie, not all men drink and (cue in the melodious Eddie Murphy) ~~~party all the time~~~. Somebody has to work to pay for the diamonds, cars, and fancy homes.
Anthony
flatfloor
03-08-2005, 04:30 PM
Give it a rest. :rolleyes:
shutterbug
03-08-2005, 04:47 PM
I suppose it's fitting then that I'm up to my earlobes in grout today while the husband is out grocery shopping :p
John Bridge
03-08-2005, 06:58 PM
"while you MEN get 365 days to drink, get drunk, pass out in vomit and we have to clean it up "
Eli, how long will it take you to get a divorce. You and me is gettin' married, honey. Patti won't do that for me. ;)
As a matter of fact, she'd leave me laying in my own puke. She'd probably be smirking, too, if I could twist my head out of the gutter to see her. :D
jjwq8
03-08-2005, 10:58 PM
And I thought International Womens Day was one for the Husbands. Ship the whining gender off to another country will we remain firmly ensconced around the cool box and TV:D
(I dare say that coz M won't see it):yeah:
Hamilton
03-08-2005, 11:05 PM
I already bought my wife flowers for international Womens day. :)
My wife already subscribes to that magazine,.... now i gotta buy her flowers
to sniff while shes readin it on the porcelain?
Eric Philson
03-08-2005, 11:05 PM
International women's Day is for international women. I don't think I know any of those. :twitch:
Westie
03-09-2005, 06:59 AM
In alot of parts of Europe International womens day is alot bigger of a deal than Valentines day. In some countries it is a statutory holiday.
LadyGodiva
03-09-2005, 07:57 AM
To all the haters out there, I just have this to say to you. Kiss my :moon:
flatfloor
03-09-2005, 04:33 PM
Throw another log on the fire and tell me why your leaving me. :)
NCTILEMAN
03-09-2005, 05:32 PM
Women won`t be happy til they can stand at an urinal and pee like a man. If it wasn`t a crime to kill them, they would be laying dead all over the place. I love the ladies. Gary
Davestone
03-09-2005, 05:39 PM
Ain't i always nice to your kid sister? don't i take her drivin every night?......Keep it up Gary,you smooth talker. :yeah:
Can you imagine the outrage if we had International Men's Day? I get so weary of everyone's special days. It's so silly.
tile contractor gal
03-09-2005, 09:59 PM
It's true, that day isn't really celebrated here. I was living in Italy in 1980 and I remember on Int'l Womens Day, ALL the Italian women had flowers in their arms. I thought it was incredibly sweet. And Gary, I hope you're joking, dude.Does the NC stand for nice or for not a clue? Hopefully the former. I'd be happy to celebrate an Internation Mens Day, hell, why not?
jjwq8
03-09-2005, 11:12 PM
Eli,
With your rusted up joints ain't no way thats you doing the bending :D
Eric Philson
03-10-2005, 05:37 AM
AAAH! The voice of reason from the better half of humanity. There is hope for the world after all. Thanks Oma.
LadyGodiva
03-10-2005, 08:24 AM
Can you imagine the outrage if we had International Men's Day? I get so weary of everyone's special days. It's so silly.
But every day is men's day :uhh: :bang:
Okay seriously now. We have Presidents Day, and MLK day, but how come we don't have a Sitting Bull day or some other chief? I've always wondered about that. This country seems to only listen when people march and sue for rights. It's time the Injuns took a stand and held a big pow wow demanding their day:D
flatfloor
03-10-2005, 04:25 PM
:nod:
Eric Philson
03-10-2005, 06:42 PM
White anglo saxon protestant males ROCK!!!!! :yeah: :yeah:
flatfloor
03-10-2005, 06:57 PM
Marching and protesting? Sounds like that's how we got the 4th. ;)
LadyGodiva
03-10-2005, 07:02 PM
White anglo saxon protestant males ROCK!!!!! :yeah: :yeah:
For how much longer? :uhh:
NCTILEMAN
03-10-2005, 07:03 PM
Adam was walking around the GARDEN OF Eden, The Lord asked him what was wrong, Adam said, I`m lonely. God said what you need is a companion, someone who will meet all your needs, never talk back,never gripe or complain, bear your children and fully submit to you. Adam said what would that cost me? The Lord said an arm and a leg, Adam asked, what can I get for a rib? The rest is history. Gary
Eric, I considered saying International White Guys Day, but figured I'd probably piss somebody off, so I held my tongue :)
Before it's all said and done, every day will be a holiday, and we can all just quit our jobs.
Eric Philson
03-10-2005, 10:25 PM
I've got a good one. Forget about us white guys. Let's have an international islamo fundamentalist jihad day. We'll even have a parade for 'em in every town. They can have a float full of suicide bombers and one can blow himself/herself up every city block or so. They can stuff their shorts full of candy and gum so that when they explode themselves, they projectile a special treat to the crowd. The kids'll just love it. :)
LadyGodiva
03-11-2005, 07:01 AM
Eric you can have one of those if we first have a day for the Native Americans. Is that a deal? :tongue:
FireWrks7
03-11-2005, 03:58 PM
Why don't we just end all of that nonsense and have an International Let's Make Love Day. :yipee:
Anthony
flatfloor
03-11-2005, 05:41 PM
Hooray, hooray
It's the first of May
Outdoor screwing starts today.
Will that day do? :)
RandyL
03-11-2005, 07:52 PM
Jim...........Excellent idea buddy.............excellent idea...... :bow:
But seriosly folks.....May sound funny coming from me but......do any of you the quickest way to a womans heart? :) :)
jjwq8
03-11-2005, 11:41 PM
circum-navigating the globe on a 12" square of MDF with a popsicle stick for a paddle comes to mind:D
tile contractor gal
03-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Wow Randy, good question! Does that pertain to a particular woman you're interested in or to womankind in general?
Since I have just happened to meet a wonderful man I can tell you from my perspective that intelligence is wonderful but it takes second place to kindness any day. I really like men that are down to earth and not pretentious and construction guys are usually ahead in that category.
Most women love it if their men share their feelings with them, because rough and tumble guys don't tend to do that. Got any more questions?
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