Hey Bud???

[Bud Cline]

Hey Bud, could I get an advance on this weeks pay check?

Hey Bud, I'll be late in the morning I have to go sign-up for my food stamps.

Hey Bud, could you loan me fifty bucks?

Hey Bud, can I borrow your tile cutter and a trowel this weekend?

Hey Bud, I forgot to tell you yesterday but I gotta leave at ten o'clock this morning.

Hey Bud, sorry I'm late, my alarm clock didn't go off.

Hey Bud, can I bumb a smoke from ya?

Hey Bud, could you pick me up in the morning I have to loan my truck to a friend?

Hey Bud, sorry I wasn't at work yesterday my car broke down.

Hey Bud, I left your tape measure at home this morning have you got another one I can use?

Hey Bud, my pastor wants to know if you would consider..........

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[Cami A]

Hey, Bud......


....you sure know how to pick 'em....




....I told you to quit hiring my dishwashers. :D

[Bud Cline]

Oh hell that's nothin'....last week come Thursday afternoon I had worked everyone into the ground so we all agreed we would take off last Friday.

And Saturday.

And Sunday.

Come this past Monday morning....3 out of 4 no-showed and I still haven't heard a word from them.

I'll be hearin' from them though 'cause I got da pay checks.



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[Edited by Bud Cline on 04-26-2002 at 12:27 AM]

[Cami A]

My all-time, can't-be-beat excuse is that he can't come in 'cause he's gotta harvest his crop.






And I'm not talkin' tomatoes....

[Dave Gobis]

I had a guy once that child support found shortly after he was hired. 6 paternity suit judgements. That very week wouldn't you know it, he slipped and fell into the deep end of the swimming pool we were working on and hurt his back. Was on Workmans Comp for months till they saw him swapping transmissions in his new unoffical job, car repair in his driveway. Had another one who was 62, went on vacation in Texas and got papers for a paternity suit a year later. Guys name was John Wayne. He died a few months later on his back porch with a Martini glass in his hand and a jug full on the table. Helper found him when he didn't show up for work. Yeah, don't miss it at all.

[John Bridge]

I've already told you, Dave. John Wayne was killed at the Alamo, right alongside Richard Widmark and Lawrence Harvey. So quit tellin' those misleading stories, will ya?

[flatfloor]

My old installation amigo knew where all their caves were. He would just toss a grenade in and throw em in the truck as they came out. :D