flatfloor
03-30-2002, 05:45 PM
Gentle thoughts for today:
1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your
car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to
look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking
how nice it
is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor's
dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
thing at the
tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by
then your body and your fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy
a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in
mind to blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell
when he's really in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS"
together it spells "THEIRS"?
15. If you can laugh when everyone around you is sick with worry, perhaps you don't understand the problem.
I added 15, anybody else?
1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your
car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to
look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking
how nice it
is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor's
dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
thing at the
tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by
then your body and your fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy
a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in
mind to blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell
when he's really in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS"
together it spells "THEIRS"?
15. If you can laugh when everyone around you is sick with worry, perhaps you don't understand the problem.
I added 15, anybody else?