Contest

[flatfloor]

I saw this someplace else.

Create an advertising slogan for Viagra. BUT you must use slogans that were created for other products. Example:

Viagra, It's "Wha azzzzz Up!"

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[Cami A]

You want us to behave and then you post this?

Viagra...Get a piece of the rock.

Viagra...Built ram tough.

Viagra...Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.

[flatfloor]

I knew you'd be first, but three? :D

[Cami A]

Just getting all the good ones...

[John Bridge]

Yep, there's deviousness goin' on here all right. Flatfloor sent me this and told me to do with it as I saw fit, meaning he's chicken to post it himself. He got it from AzFred. It's called "His and Hers Carrots."

I had nothing to do with this. ;)

http://johnbridge.com/junk/his&herscarrots.jpg

[flatfloor]

aaawk, cluck cluck aawk :D

If I did that Cami would have killed me after the warning I gave her.

[JC]

Strong enough for a man, made for a woman...Thats cracks me up!

[flatfloor]

My favorite:

When it absolutely has to be there overnight. (Fedex)

[Bri]

Hi
If you have a warped enough brain(and I do) these all work..

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
"Don't leave home without it"
"Reach out and touch someone."
"The ultimate driving machine."
"The Greatest Show on Earth."
"Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?"
The mainspring in a Bulova is made to last 256 years
or 146 leather straps - whichever comes first."
"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins."
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel."
"M'm M'm Good."
"Please don't squeeze the Charmin."
"It's the real thing."
"It's what your right arm's for."
"Getting there is half the fun."
"It keeps going, and going, and going...."
"Put a Tiger in Your Tank."
"Here's spaghetti sauce with meat - the way Italians make it."
"We bring good things to life."
"The best a man can get."
"Can Head & Shoulders stop dandruff? Can Wilt Chamberlain stuff?"

hehe

[flatfloor]

Boy you gonna give yo brain a hernia son! But you got you some semi-finalist there. :D

[Rob Z]

Never again will I squirm in my chair thinking how lady-like you are when things get a little racy around here.

Does Jack know you're saying this kinda stuff? :)

[flatfloor]

Rob are back in Ol Virginny?

[Rob Z]

Jim

I am. Happy reunion with Jana and Christina.

Your beer is sitting in the fridge, waiting for the right moment. (I think that moment will be soon :) )

[flatfloor]

Good, glad your back.

[Cami A]

Hee Hee- driving to GR last night, I can't believe that we missed these:

We love to see you smile!

Home of the Whopper....


Ladylike? While munching on watercress sandwiches, I stick out my pinkie finger when drinking tea from fine china, if that's what you mean, Rob...But, really, a bottle of beer and some potato chips is more my style. :D

Sheesh, Jim, getting John to do your dirty work....

[cory carlson]

Couldn't resist this golden opportunity. Here are some popular and not so popular slogans that might fit.

Viagra......for those who think young. (include the little Britany Spears wink)

Make 7............. up yours

Come as guests, leave as family.

I'm also at your satisfaction.


Here is a list from a site with a top ten for Viagra.

10. The quicker d*cker picker upper.
9. One-a-day, like iron.
8. When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
7. Home of the whopper.
6. It plumps when you take 'em.
5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
4. Tastes great, more filling.
3. Ten inches long ... and growing.
2. We work harder, so you don't have to.
And the number one slogan being considered by VIAGRA:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?


John, feel free to edit anything you need to. :)

[flatfloor]

I'm da man here, but the way this place is going not for long. :D

[John Bridge]

Cory,

Flatfloor IS da man here now, so I doubt anything will be edited. :D

Besides that, this is the mud box. Ain't sposed to be no young uns in heah.

[cory carlson]

Young uns? Me? Well I .....I......I think I'm a little offended. Wait.......yes, yes I am.

I'll have you know that I ........I gotta go, mom is calling me.

:D

[John Bridge]

I meant other young uns. :D

[flatfloor]

You have to be the winner based on volume and effort. John is sending a prestained T-shirt and shaving mug.