Women are not safe!

[LadyGodiva]

Not even with little boys around :uhh: :sick:

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[Art in Stone]

Aren't we all little boys at heart :devil:

[tilesnake]

Hey! how did you get my baby pictures! :devil:

[Art in Stone]

What would this picture say????
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[LadyGodiva]

Tile, I knew it looked like you, but I was trying to save you from embarrassment. Obviously you're don't mind being showcased :uhh:

[tilesnake]

My baby sitter sure had a nice .... oh the memories......

[alygal]

ohmygoodness, heh heh.

True story.
I was communting into San Francisco daily from Oakland CA. Many of us commuters would catch the bus or a ride to downtown then walk to our respective offices.

It was a lovely sunny morning. I had on a blue velvet kind of dress and I couldn't figger out why people (men) kept looking at me. I mean I'm okay but not a knockout, lol.

Finally a woman comes up beside me at a cross walk and informs me that the back of my dress had ridden up to my behind due to the static of my slip and I guess...the sunny day? LOLOL, at least I had a slip on. :laugh2:

[LadyGodiva]

OMG! How embarrassing for you, but what an opportunity for those guys, huh?

:crazy: :crazy:

[John K]

Nice..

You can clearly tell she works out.. :yummy:

[RandyL]

Response would be "Hey Lady..............you forgot to wipe"............

[Davestone]

So, that's what a bowflex does,huh, mom?

[jjwq8]

"Nope nope nope..... there is no way.....NO WAY... she pushed me outta there the way she claims!"

[tileguytodd]

I'll take whats behind curtain # 1 :D :D

[Bill Vincent]

LG-- PLEASE tell me that's you and your son!! :D :D :D


I like Todd's caption best..... so far! :D

[Rd Tile]

Hey Todd, I'll take what's behind curtain #2. :yipee:



Behind #3 is just a mirror image of #1. :D :D

[Mike2]

:yeah: Ah yes, the New York derivative of getting past second base eh? Very good.

[Davestone]

What's my G. I. Joe doin in th,waaiitt a minute,that's not my G. I. Joe! :)

[flatfloor]

You're not my Mommy.

[alygal]

LOL, you guys are soooo baaaaad.

[Art in Stone]

9 months trying to get out, Rest of your life trying to get back in.
Is that a tarantula?

[alygal]

LadYGodiva, I think you need to offer a prize for the best caption.

[John K]

" This is what controls dad"? :D

[jjwq8]

:sick: I apologize in advance............

"there is something fishy in here"

[John K]

:yeah: :yeah:

[Mike2]

Well Q8, you won't even get the booby prise for that one. :shake:

[Art in Stone]

Back to Rated G
Peek-A-Boo, Peek-A-Boo. :) :yipee: :)
Here kitty kitty kitty.
Mom, can dad come out and play?

[Davestone]

Aha! That's why you've been mad for three days. :)

[RandyL]

I was thinking more of
"Hey mommy look..............that clam has a beard!"...................

[Bill Vincent]

Hey-- I thought the moon only comes out at night!

[LadyGodiva]

I'm glad you guys are having fun. Just wanted you to know what we SEE when you leave your zipper down ;).

Zipper Down

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.


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