I feel so blonde

[LadyGodiva]

I only just figured out how to retrieve private messages! Please have a good laugh on me... I'm giving you guys permission.

I still don't know how to change the font, or the colour on this forum. Why does it ask for a script prompt?

I need a 'how to use this forum for dummies' lesson:bang:

Someone sent me an IM way, way back in December! I only just read it.

Dummy Godiva at your service:bow:

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[jjwq8]

Next time let your three year old daughter show you how to use a computer:D

[LadyGodiva]

Originally posted by jjwq8
Next time let your three year old daughter show you how to use a computer:D


Hmmm...and I thought you loved me!

That's why I'll always stick with the Italian guys...they know how to make a lady feel 'special' :mad:

[jjwq8]

Simply passing on wisdom that worked for me :D

[Mike2]

LG:

I still don't know how to change the font, or the colour on this forum.

Next time you reply, look up just above the 'typing window' and you'll see some buttons, e.g. Size, Color, Quote, etc. That's where you do all the special stuff. However for Blondes (irregardless of hair color), Q8's advice is sound - get the 3 yr. old kids to do it for you. :D

[LadyGodiva]

It keeps asking for something to be formatted...whatever that means. Hey, I never told you guys that I was any good on the computer...I can only post my comments :D

It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

I'm not even blonde:rolleyes:

[LadyGodiva]

As for the 3 year olds... what if they're only males???

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[flatfloor]

Formatted that's if you want

It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

It says ... enter the text to be formatted. It says ... enter the text to be formatted.

[Mike2]

Hey blondie, go typy typy in the box where is say's text to be formated.

And if the 3 yr's old's are boys.....borrow one of the neighbor's girls. ;)

[Maurizio Bertoli]

Dear Eli:
Here's your Italian guy who's gonna make you feel special!
I'm just as dumb as you are when it comes to computers!! :(
How special do you feel now?! :cool:
What I do when I have a computer-related problem I call Mr. Nerdgeekson (my older son) over for dinner and bribe him with a home-made Italian meal. ;)
You see, my lovely daughter-in-law can't cook for s--t, so I still have some leverage! ;) :D
A couple of days ago I made him a terrific "risotto con funghi." He ate two servings of the stuff and washed them down with some of my world-famous home made red wine.
That was worth three hours of his time!! :D :D
Ciao,
Maurizio

[jjwq8]

OK boys and girls, so there you have it.

Any problems with your computers, call Maurizio's son, tell him his dad has a dinner waiting for him provided that he fixes your computer for you. :D

[Maurizio Bertoli]

It couldn't work, Jeremy. :(
I tried myself a couple of times. The problem is that the guy wants to eat first all the time, because - to his saying - he can't work on an empty stomach!!;) :D
Ciao,
Maurizio

[jjwq8]

Sorry folks, rephrase that.

Tell Maurizio to send you a home cooked meal, then call his son :yeah:

[Maurizio Bertoli]

That'll do it all right!! But don't forget the red wine!! :D :D
Ciao,
Maurizio

[jjwq8]

What you smiling about? You now have to tell the rest of your household :D

[LadyGodiva]

Originally posted by Maurizio Bertoli
Dear Eli:
Here's your Italian guy who's gonna make you feel special!
I'm just as dumb as you are when it comes to computers!! :(
How special do you feel now?! :cool:
What I do when I have a computer-related problem I call Mr. Nerdgeekson (my older son) over for dinner and bribe him with a home-made Italian meal. ;)
You see, my lovely daughter-in-law can't cook for s--t, so I still have some leverage! ;) :D
A couple of days ago I made him a terrific "risotto con funghi." He ate two servings of the stuff and washed them down with some of my world-famous home made red wine.
That was worth three hours of his time!! :D :D
Ciao,
Maurizio


Dearest Maurizio,

You're such a darling! Only the Italians know how to make a woman feel...special ;) ! Unlike some of these Yanks and 'wannabes' we have here :mad: They sure need a lesson on how to speak, write, treat a lady. Have you thought of putting out a book yet Maurizio? I'm sure that John would advertise it for you... maybe he could do with a few tips as well???? ;)

Anyway, I'll just plod along here and try to figure out how to use certain things on the forum... you see Maurizio dearest, I still don't have those wonderful recipes you promised to give me for FREE!!! So how could I possibly persuade someone to help me, when I don't have a nice Italian meal waiting for them ;)

Lots of hugs for the Italian Gentleman,

Eli

[jjwq8]

Do you really believe you can get close to a hetero Italian male without coming away with a severely pinched tush? :D :eek: :D

[LadyGodiva]

JJ, I doubt very much that Maurizio would do a thing like that!

He's a gentleman! He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!He's a gentleman!

There, I think I finally convinced myself of that:D

Mind you, I was in Venezuela awhile back, and while strolling through the streets of Caracas I felt someone grab at my derriere! When I looked back I realised that it was a supposedly 'BLIND' man who was sitting on a bench begging:confused:

[Maurizio Bertoli]

Hey, Eli:
Don't you advertise too much this gentleman thing: it kinda detract from my Italian stallion image, if you know what I mean! ... (See, Jeremy got the picture right away. We don't want to spoil that, do we now?!) Being a gentleman is a story, but being in an enclosed space alone with none other than Lady Godiva ... I wouldn't count too much on my gentlemanship if I were you!! ;) :shades:
Especially in consideration of the fact that now we all know that your tush must be such an amzing "apparatus" that made a blind Venezuelan man see!!! :D :D
I mean, we're talking a miracle here, for crying out loud!! Maybe we should start a cult on Eli's behind!!
Any "believer" ready to join??! :D :D
Finally, about the free recipes, you still have to tell me who's the chick in the pic!!... ;) :shades:
Let me tell ya, Lady Godiva, you sure are a piece of work! It must be a lot of fun to be around you!
Lucky man that hubby of yours!! But I'm sure he knows that! ;)
Ciao, bellissima,
Maurizio

[bbcamp]

Is just me, or is it getting hot in here? :D

[Mike2]

Actually Bob, I think the main subject of this thread has just undergone a transformation, to "I Feel So Naive". :D

[jjwq8]

Yep and I surely hope that Maurizio keeps his nails trimmed :D