Urinals

[John Bridge]

Check it out. John Rupich sent this to me. He found it on Yahoo. :)

Looks like something Linda F. (Smee) might dream up. ;)

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[Steven Hauser]

My exact thought!

[tilesnake]

Looks like something out of a beatlejuice movie!

[John Bridge]

That is one very cool looking restroom. 'Course if you're already a little tipsy when you walk in there, you may be in trouble. ;)

[flatfloor]

Man! I wouldn't know which way to aim. :p

[jjwq8]

Jim,
John told me at your age your damn lucky the plumbing still works :D

[flatfloor]

Automatic sprinkler system, works fine. :D

[jjwq8]

Damn,
You need to expose yourself to flame and wait for the wee glass vial to burst just to take a leak? :eek: :D :yeah:

[flatfloor]

Irrigation not conflagration. :D

[jjwq8]

Oh, so thats OK then.

So all you need is a pump and a timer......much better :D

[T_Hulse]

Since were on the subject of urinals... take a look at this link (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040316/1889/fwd108b20040316jpg) of the urinals in the Virgin Airways men's room in JFK airport.

[jjwq8]

So that is what Mick Jagger does on his days off :eek:

[Albert]

that urnal is bad news. i think i wood loose my consintration and it wood make me miss it. probly i wood shoot a little hi. and to the left.

i wood hate to cleen that bathroom.

albert

[Mike2]

You cracked me up with that one albert. :yeah:

[jjwq8]

There is something freudian about a tiler talking about cracking up :D

[Mike2]

Wachatalkinbout Q8? :moon:

[goneriding]

From a woman's point of view...

EEEWWWWWW :sick:

[opiethetileman]

that should be in all topless clubs

[John Bridge]

I'm with you, Carla. Hard to picture, isn't it? :)

Be nice, boys.

[LadyGodiva]

Umm... yeah, I thought I was clicking on another thread and stumbled into the men's room...

I think I'll just tip toe outta here... nah, I'M RUNNING!:drool2: :eek: :confused:

[Hardirep]

I've seen a few that look like that...at 2AM.

[jjwq8]

What would be really cool if they could sense the amount of alcohol in the system of the user, and depending on their state, talk to the victim :yeah:

Silly me, :eek:, but of course they do already :D

[Albert]

if yall been to hamsterdam then yall seen these urnals.

in texas we have the same thing but the flys is live. it takes a better aim on a movin target butit dont keep the floor clean.

albert

[Edna]

80 % spillage, geeze. Yu’s men al’a bunch of loosers. Aint ya got no sights. Maybe y’al need a scope, maybe some need a peep sight. I could turn around backwards and hit that ‘ol fly wift my eyes closed. Bet ya flatflop could swat that ol fly wift his eyes closed.

[smee]

Whoa, Whoa, wwwhhhoooaaaaa.............may day!!!!


Where's the love, forum friends? :confused: :confused:

You think? I? wha? You're kidding right?

No, really, you ARE kidding?


my condolences to the 'perpretrator'.....

[flatfloor]

Linda, somehow love and urinals don't seem to inspire kindred thoughts. :D

[jjwq8]

George Michael wouldn't agree :yeah:

[Mike2]

Whoever George Michael is.

[jjwq8]

You obviously maintain far too much heterosexual company :D

A very well known singer (Brit of Greek descent) forced to "come-out" when arrested for partaking of (during?) homosexual acts in a public toilet in the US.

[Mike2]

Well now Q8...guess folks like that never hit my radar screen.

Now the question is, am I any better off for now knowing who Michael George is? :sick:

[smee]

I'm still trying to get over John thinkin I could 'dream' up something like that......i couldn't even nightmare up something like that.

that would be 'puke-eh aset' (there's a pun in there - but you'd have to be mosey-is-ist to get it)


George Michael - ha ha ha. I guess Pee Wee Herman doesn't count - his was the "theater"

[Edna]

What smee said, whatever it was.

I'm wift yu sista linda. These boys behavin just a like animals....puke-eh aset they are, puke-eh aset.

[smee]

If anyone would understand, Edna would!

thanks Edna.


That Albert is a lucky guy





;)

[Edna]

Yure a very sweet girl smee, yure momma did good.

Albert my friend. Flatfleur my friend two. He didn't much care for me at first but now he warm up to me wift kindred thoughts. Makes such a defference when yu git two no the personality doan it?.

I had a kindred party the first of the month. Yep, one hundred kin of mine showed up. Nice to meat yu smee, say hi to smii for me two.

[jjwq8]

Which eejit introduced wimmens lib here?

We start out with a perfectly purile discussion of MENS urinals and the wimmens hijack it and turn it into a quilting bee :noid: :D

[Edna]

dear jerkemy, you were nice enough to send me a birftday card and eye remember that….. but doan come down here yelling a screeming about wimmen taken over the place. Wee gonna leave your uranial alone, not to woory ‘bout that (like yu need it anyway with 80% spillage). Now go back to whatevaer it was yu were doing or why doan you see if you can hit that fly on your shoe.

[DVM]

Edna's just exploring her femininity . Edna do you find nature or nurture has the best effect on baby rednecks?

[smee]

Woo :D Edna honey - you go!

no wonder you have so many boyfriends

[jjwq8]

Yep Yep Yep,

and if you check out the picher you'll find they all live in her shadow :D

[flatfloor]

Mike, if you ever run into him in a public bathroom you'll be glad you know him....er... I mean.....you're ...that is....um.....warned, yes that's it, warned! :eek:

[Mike2]

Nah, knot a problemo Jim. I'd just put on my clam digging boots, they used to little squirts. Beside, he prolly getting old enough when he go in there, he just stare at the wall, acting like he just got there, looking like he ain't looking...........can't make it go anyway. ;)

BTW my Edna's friend, in the spirit of keeping this thread on topic, check this one out.....here's one for cats.

I think Albert built this all by his lonesome self while John was down there at Coverings. He be mighty proud of this for sure.

[Albert]

deer edna,

i got reel lonely thinkin bout you last nite so i rote you this poam.


edna my girl, urinall of our harts
wondrin when you'll get down to these parts
dont care what others say bout your beehind
edna my sweathart, urinall of our minds.



i hope you likeit. just wanted you to no iam still thinkin bout you.


(deer smee, thanks for hangin round hear. some days when iam not workin too good and my grout lines is all crooked john say i shood go do mosaics if i cant keep my grout lines strate. your work looks reel good and i think he likes you eben tho he say those bad things bout mosaic setters. i like you two but i promise i wont rite no poams bout you. they is specially for edna. mostly i cant keep my grout lines strate when i thinkin bout makin coon stew.)

albert

[jjwq8]

Gosh Albert.

I'm kind of surprised you didn't just come straight out and say it.



"Edna my heart pumps p**s for you", as that appears to be your general message n'est pas?

[LadyGodiva]

So this was supposed to be about men's urinals?

Okay then:D

Maybe we should start a thread on the 'bidet'...

Now I'm gonna run out of here before anyone asks for an explanation!!!

Eli:D

[John Bridge]

I have a story about a bidet. First time I stayed in an old hotel in France I had a room with a wash stand (metal basin on top of it and a pitcher of water standing alongside) and what appeared to be some sort of commode, except that the commode didn't have a drain. It was a porcelain affair that rested on a wrought iron base. Couldn't figure out how to use the damn thing. I mean you could use it, but there was no place to dump it. ;)

Turned out there was a communal W.C. down at the end of the hall with a real toilet in it, so I figured you were supposed to use the one in your room, carry it down the hall and dump it in the W.C. Well, the story goes on . . . .

:D

[flatfloor]

Oh Lord, save us from farm boys. :rolleyes:

Tell the truth I didn't see many bidets in The Bronx, NYC either. Somebody stole one once, he thought it was a water fountain. Turned out ok tho the contractor he sold it to thought it was a fountain too. It's still mounted on the wall in the hallway of Jr HS 185. ;)

[Edna]

dear mr. fastflush. what's a beeday four?

[Edna]

dear albert.

Yu sure know how to woo a lady doan yu. I never had a man or no one rite a poem to me befour. I doan know what to say exzackery. Wright now my heart in a flutter but yu a mighty fine cabachero.

It doan matter to me if yure grout lines are crooked. Gist bee patient, in time things will get better if yu got a straight stick.

Smee is a very nice lady isn't she. Yu very luck to have her as a friend.

albert, I doan know who to rite good like yu but hears a little sumthing rite from my heart:

Eye wil bidet soon
some afternoon
then after the stew
and a grout sponge chew
we make music together
forever and ever.

[LadyGodiva]

This one looks more modern than the one we had in Trinidad, but I figured that if you guys could have a picture of a urinal, why shouldn't I be able to add a bidet?

Equal rights I say:D

[Albert]

lady gawdiba,

at first i thought you messed up this thread putting that picher in here. but im glad you did. john always got mad at me when i toldhim you cood use a beedet as a urnall. now i can show him the picher here and tellim they is all the same. aint no reel diffrence cept one takes up floor space.


mr. flattire,
have you eber been to japan where they got all them fancy lectronic terlet seats? them things is cushioned an heated, and they gotta upshot water spout that aims reel good and lets you ajust the water temperture. i looked in thare to see howit wurks and the thing scwirted me in the eye. they is strange peeple there.


edna, my deer
when i drinks cold beer
i watch all the bubbles
and juss know ive got troubles
wheneber you makeit down here.

albert

[jjwq8]

John........... your story...................which part of the sixteenth was that? :D

The rest of you :suspect:

In fact come to think of it, this is perfect.




Graffitti is usually found on toilet walls :yeah:

[LadyGodiva]

Originally posted by jjwq8
John........... your story...................which part of the sixteenth was that? :D

The rest of you :suspect:

In fact come to think of it, this is perfect.




Graffitti is usually found on toilet walls :yeah:


Ummm.... you're not one of the artists by any chance? I think I saw something recently that started with a J... thought of you immediately:shades:

[jjwq8]

Eli,

If I could stand in Kuwait and use a urinal in the USA .............................:D:D:D:D:D::yipee: :D:D:D:D

[LadyGodiva]

Every male on the planet would love to have that ability JJ:D Isn't that all you guys think about?

Anyway, are you REALLY in Kuwait? I thought you were kidding...

So it wasn't you that wrote that stuff in the ladies room? I could have sworn I saw something about spelling ...:p

[jjwq8]

That would have been my wife :D