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03-01-2004, 01:50 AM
Sardar applied to medical school. Needless to say he never made it
because these were the answers he gave when requested to define the following terms:
* ANTIBODY : against everyone
* ARTERY : the study of fine paintings
* BACTERIA : back door to a cafeteria
* BENIGN : what you be after you be eight
* BOWEL :letters like a, e, i, o, u
* CAESAREAN SECTION :a district in Rome
* CARDIOLOGY :advanced study of poker playing
* CAT SCAN : searching for lost kitty
* CHRONIC : neck of a crow
* COMA : punctuation mark
* CORTISONE : area around local courthouse
* CYST : short for sister
* DIAGNOSIS : person with a slanted nose
* DILATE : the late princess
* DISLOCATION : in this place
* DUODENUM : couple in jeans
* ENEMA : not a friend
* FALSE LABOUR : pretending to work
* GALLBLADDER : bladder in a girl
* GENES : blue denim
* GROIN : to mash to a pulp / smile
* HERNIA : she is close by
* HYMEN : greeting to several males
* IMPOTENT : distinguished, well
* LABOUR PAIN : hurt at work
* LACTOSE : person without toes
* LIPOSUCTION : a French kiss
* LYMPH : walk unsteadily
* MENOPAUSE : I no wait
* MICROBES : small dressing gowns
* OBESITY : City of Obe
* PACEMAKER : winner of Nobel Peace Prize
* PROTEIN : in favour of teens
* PULSE : grain
* RED BLOOD COUNT : Dracula
* SECRETION : hiding anything
* SEMEN : sailors
* SERUM : sailors drink
* SUBCUTANEOUS : not cute enough
* SUTURE : Gujarati for "what do you want"
* TABLET : small table
because these were the answers he gave when requested to define the following terms:
* ANTIBODY : against everyone
* ARTERY : the study of fine paintings
* BACTERIA : back door to a cafeteria
* BENIGN : what you be after you be eight
* BOWEL :letters like a, e, i, o, u
* CAESAREAN SECTION :a district in Rome
* CARDIOLOGY :advanced study of poker playing
* CAT SCAN : searching for lost kitty
* CHRONIC : neck of a crow
* COMA : punctuation mark
* CORTISONE : area around local courthouse
* CYST : short for sister
* DIAGNOSIS : person with a slanted nose
* DILATE : the late princess
* DISLOCATION : in this place
* DUODENUM : couple in jeans
* ENEMA : not a friend
* FALSE LABOUR : pretending to work
* GALLBLADDER : bladder in a girl
* GENES : blue denim
* GROIN : to mash to a pulp / smile
* HERNIA : she is close by
* HYMEN : greeting to several males
* IMPOTENT : distinguished, well
* LABOUR PAIN : hurt at work
* LACTOSE : person without toes
* LIPOSUCTION : a French kiss
* LYMPH : walk unsteadily
* MENOPAUSE : I no wait
* MICROBES : small dressing gowns
* OBESITY : City of Obe
* PACEMAKER : winner of Nobel Peace Prize
* PROTEIN : in favour of teens
* PULSE : grain
* RED BLOOD COUNT : Dracula
* SECRETION : hiding anything
* SEMEN : sailors
* SERUM : sailors drink
* SUBCUTANEOUS : not cute enough
* SUTURE : Gujarati for "what do you want"
* TABLET : small table